#catnip x hello kitty

[nigmamale]

Catnip x Hello Kitty (Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater) Stimboard

...with enemies to lovers in green and red.

x x x / x / x x x

requested by @anemonefish

[onceuponaoneshotfanfic]

We've Been On a Winning Streak

I'll Write Your Name Chapter 6

Roy Kent x Latina!Popstar!Reader

7.9k words

Warnings: Language, alcohol, kissing, let the pining begin...

I yawned as I padded into the kitchen, pulling a sweatshirt on. Normally, Sydney would have already pulverized my door open until I gave her attention, or, more importantly, food. This morning? Nothing but silence from the needy cat. All I could do was hope she hadn’t gone and bothered-

“Morning.”

Roy Kent was sitting on my kitchen floor, Sydney on his lap. He blinked up at me, tiredness on his face as he stroked the cat’s fur. All the memories of the night before- his song, kissing him, the pride on his face as he watched me sing ‘Nothing New’- came flooding back. All I could do was offer him a little wave before opening a cupboard to get Sydney’s breakfast.

Roy cleared his throat. “I fed your cat,” he announced when he saw me grab the canned food. “Hope that’s alright. She kept meowing and shit, so I figured…”

I replaced the can and offered him a tight smile. “Thanks, Kent.” I eyed the cat, who looked far too comfortable in the footballer’s arms. Traitor. “No wonder she’s in love with you.”

“She’s pretty cool,” he chuckled, eyes on the kitty, who was staring up at him like he was catnip. His gaze flickered back to me. “D’you need me to start taking off? I’m sure you’ve got shit to do.”

Some part of me wanted to say yes, to kick him out and have my house to myself to relax after a long night.

Instead, I shook my head and leaned on the kitchen counter.

“You hungry? I can call April and have her bring us some breakfast. She usually comes over the day after the karaoke party, just to check in.”

Roy set Sydney down and joined me at the counter. “Sounds great, sunshine.”

Ignoring the nickname that was apparently mine now, I tapped away on my phone. When it started ringing, I put it on speaker, tapping my foot as I waited for her to answer.

“Hello?” April’s voice was groggy and tired. I felt kind of bad and wondered if I’d woken her up; but she was usually an early riser, I reminded myself.

“Morning, April,” I said. Roy looked at me with raised eyebrows. “Are you coming over, babes? I was hoping you’d bring me and Kent some bagel sandwiches or something.”

She yawned in response. “Um, yeah, yeah.” Something in her voice sounded on edge, as if she was dreading something. “Let me, er, shower and, um, I’ll be there in about thirty-”

“Babe, where d’you keep your kettle?”

While I was still processing the familiar voice that came through the speaker, Roy’s eyebrows nearly flew off his face. He grabbed my hand roughly and pulled it close to his face so he could bark into the speaker, “Is that fucking Tartt?”

Oh. Oh shit. I covered my mouth with my free hand to stifle my giggle. Why was Jamie Tartt at April’s place so early in the morning? The morning after the karaoke party, where they’d been flirting all night?

As if it wasn’t completely obvious.

“Oh shit,” Jamie’s voice came through the phone. “Did I just hear Roy?” His voice was louder, as if he was closer to the phone now. “Mornin’, Coach!”

Roy rolled his eyes with a massive growl. When he caught my eye and noticed the way I was desperately fighting laughter, the corner of his mouth ticked upwards in a little smirk, the kind I was quickly becoming used to. “Yeah, it’s me,” he grumbled, still holding my hand in his. “And you better not get yourself a bagel sandwich, you’re in fucking training, pretty boy.”

I quickly said goodbye to April, struggling not to chuckle at the stammering and wavering of her voice. As soon as the call disconnected, Roy let go of my hand, as though he was just noticing that he was still gripping it gently. He hopped onto the counter, his eyes playful, the way they’d been the nights we played darts and scrabble.

“So, Tartt and April,” he hummed, shaking his head.

“Tartt and April,” I repeated with a chuckle. “Good for her, honestly. She deserves a sexy little plaything. God knows I work her hard enough.”

Roy’s eyes narrowed as he stared at me. “You really think Tartt’s sexy?” There was an edge of teasing in his voice, cut with something else I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

I shrugged, curious where this conversation was headed. “I guess. He’s a good-looking guy, you know? Talented and charming. And really cocky. Honestly, he’s the kind of guy I would normally go for.”

“What about me?”

My mouth went completely dry as I blinked at Roy and his raised eyebrows. What the fuck was he asking me? “What about you, Kent?”

He shrugged, shifting his gaze to my wandering cat. “D’you think I’m sexy?”

A scoff flew out of my mouth as I scooped Sydney up. “Do you ask your real girlfriends if they think you’re sexy?”

“Fuck no,” he snorted, reaching out to pet Syd behind her ear. “I know my real girlfriends think I’m real sexy.”

“Well then.” I smirked at him, tugging Sydney out of his reach. “Guess as your fake girlfriend, I’ll say I find you fake sexy.”

A loud laugh flew out of Roy’s mouth, filling the kitchen with a full, joyful sound. “Break my fucking heart, why don’t you?” He shook his head and moved to pull down some coffee from a cupboard; it was strange how quickly he was getting to know his way around my kitchen. “April didn’t have to bring breakfast, you know.” He shrugged. “I could’ve made something.”

“Oh, Roy Kent can cook?” I jeered.

He narrowed his eyes at me as he prepared some coffee. “Wow. First, I’m not sexy, now I can’t cook. That’s it, sunshine. Next sleepover, I’m making you dinner. Then you can eat your words and my famous risotto.”

~

Roy sighed and took a sip of his beer. He should’ve known this Jamie-April thing would find a way to bite him in the ass. Going on a double date with Tartt was most definitely not his idea of a good time, but some begging from his ‘girlfriend’ to give April the opportunity to spend time with the striker and get their own pictures taken had him sitting in a club with his arm wrapped around the beautiful popstar.

“Did you want to dance?” he asked over the music, dipping his head slightly so he could bring his lips to her ear.

She shook her head and gave his arm a little squeeze. “I’m good,” she replied. “If we were out there, April wouldn’t be able to be a dirty little dancer with Jamie. She knows I’d give her such a hard time if I saw her grinding on him.” She winked at Roy. “She’s down bad for your boy, you know that?”

Roy rolled his eyes, instinctively tugging her closer. “Do not call Tartt ‘my boy’,” he scoffed.

Her eyes were bright as she opened her mouth to reply, but was interrupted by April, hurrying over in her sparkly dress and high heels. Her expression looked less like the infatuated girl Roy and Jamie had picked up and more like the harried assistant he’d met when setting up his fake relationship.

“Apes? What’s wrong?”

April pulled the popstar to her feet and said something into her ear. He saw an eyeroll and annoyance on that pretty face, before she turned to face Roy with a pout on her lips. He stood before she even started waving him over, bringing her the drink she’d left behind and ignoring for the millionth time how good she looked in the tiny black skirt and boots she wore.

“Roy, you need to act like you’re in love with me.”

Roy furrowed his brows and cocked his head at her. “Isn’t that… the plan?” he asked stupidly.

She sighed and gave her hair a stressed little touch. “Everett’s here,” she huffed. “My Everett.”

Something tugged in Roy’s stomach at those last two words. “That ratty little wannabe rockstar you used to run around with? The prick that sucker punched that poor bloke and sent him to hospital?”

A tiny smile returned to her face. “Is Roy Kent really judging someone else’s violent tendencies? Didn’t you once fight Jamie- your own teammate- on the pitch?”

“I’m not averse to violence,” he chuckled, pleased to see her grinning again. “What I am averse to is picking a fight with someone whose back is turned.” He finished his beer with one final swig. “Seriously, sunshine. You sure know how to pick ’em.” When he saw her raised eyebrow, he wrapped an arm around her and pulled her close. “Alright, fine, doting boyfriend reporting for duty.”

He swore he saw something grateful on her face as she leaned into his touch. This was part of being a good friend, Roy decided as his thumb stroked the little peek of skin between her skirt and top, smirking a little when he felt her involuntary shiver. He wondered if maybe he could tell her the truth about Keeley… she seemed like she’d be up for some conspiring. Maybe help him make Keeley jealous, if the confident blonde was even capable of such an emotion. Or at least show his ex that Roy was still a very, very good boyfriend, maybe help her consider giving him another chance-

“Fuck, there he is,” April groaned, gritting her teeth and narrowing her eyes. Roy was amused, realizing once again that the two women were more than boss and assistant; there was a genuine, intimate friendship between them. “I can’t even look at him. I’m gonna go find Jamie and get all of us another round of drinks.”

Roy was so busy watching April storm off he almost missed the approaching ex-boyfriend. But he definitely saw the dark sparkle in the man’s eye as he approached, as well as the too-tight jeans and unbuttoned shirt the man wore. Even before the guy opened his mouth, Roy knew he was going to be an absolute prick.

“Hey, beautiful,” the man hummed, waggling his eyebrows at the woman Roy now tightened his grip on. “How’ve you been? Alright after hearing about me and Cam?” His simpering little pout had to be one of the most obnoxious things Roy had ever seen, barring anything Jamie had ever done.

She sighed and looked up at Roy, holding his gaze like an anchor. “Roycito, this is Everett,” she said simply, using what Roy assumed was supposed to be her nickname for him; there was something sweet and homey about it, he thought. He wondered if he’d have to get used to hearing it. Clearly holding back a grimace, she turned back to the singer. “Ev, this is-”

“Oh, I know who you are,” Everett interrupted with a laugh, nodding at Roy. “Only been watching you my whole life.” The smirk on his face was so fucking punchable. “I think I was just learning to walk when you retired, Kent.”

Roy was used to old man jokes. Hell, he made them himself sometimes. He didn’t always mind them, not when they came from Keeley or his sister or even Jamie. But he sure as hell minded when the joke came out of such a weaselly-looking guy- Roy couldn’t bring himself to think of this as a man- who kept sneering at the popstar on Roy’s arm.

“Oh, I get it.” Roy let out a fake little laugh, as though barely registering the joke. “You’re younger than me.” He gestured towards Everett’s unbuttoned shirt. “Is that why you haven’t grown any chest hair yet, hmm? Still waiting to hit puberty then?”

A stifled giggle hit Roy’s ears as his ‘girlfriend’ buried her face in his shoulder. He fought the urge to smile, feeling a smidge of pleasure that he’d managed to make her laugh, despite the discomfort her ex obviously brought with him. Deciding to really commit to the bit, he planted a small kiss to the top of her head while stonily holding Everett’s gaze, the way he definitely would be doing if he was trying to stake his claim on her.

“Heard that new song of yours.”

Roy bit back a groan; could this guy really not take a fucking hint?

Her voice was patient. “It felt good to finally release it.” She cleared her throat. “Roy here liked it, didn’t you, babe?”

Before Roy could gush about how brilliant he thought it was- not a single fucking lie on that front- the skinny prick opened his mouth. “Guess you’ve run out of ideas, hmm? Releasing something you wrote almost a decade ago instead of something new?”

It was a good thing Roy’s hands were occupied, because he wanted to knock this guy’s lights out. Fucking really? The woman shares this personal, vulnerable song, something she’d apparently been mulling over and returning to for years, and that was what he had to say about it?

Once again, Roy marveled at her choice in men.

“I thought it was fucking brilliant,” Roy growled through gritted teeth. He’d have to apologize later for the nail marks he was probably leaving on her waist. “Probably one of the best songs I’ve ever heard, actually.” He cocked his head at the rockstar. “I’m sorry man, I can’t think of a single song of yours. Something whiny and shitty I assume?”

Everett puffed out his chest, surprisingly confident for a guy half Roy’s size. Annoyed by the mere sight of that this guy’s face, with his weak attempt at a mustache and the bags under his eyes, Roy let go of his ‘girlfriend’, ready to come to blows; maybe he was too old for this shit, fighting in a club over a girl, but he was also too old to let anyone insult the people he cared about.

And yeah, he admitted, he kind of cared about her.

Instantly, her hand was on his shoulder. “Roycito,” she said in a quiet voice with raised eyebrows. “Come on. Let’s go find April and Jamie.” She slid her hand down his arm until her fingers intertwined with his. Her eyes found the skinny rockstar, nothing but ice behind her gaze. “Tell Cam I said hello,” she said coolly. She turned and walked in the direction April had disappeared in, not letting go of Roy’s hand or looking back at the rockstar that Roy noted was definitely still watching her.

Still holding hands, the two of them maneuvered through the club and to a dark side exit. Roy allowed himself to be led out of the club into a tiny, surprisingly clean alley, the kind of spot a younger Roy Kent would definitely have taken a pretty girl like her for some heavy kissing and dirty whispering before inviting her to continue things at his place. Instead, he gulped a little as she whirled around on Roy, gazing up at him expectantly. The look on her face let Roy know that she was waiting for him to speak first.

“I could’ve taken him,” Roy grumbled, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. “Probably be good for the prick, a little vacation to hospital, some time to reflect on how to not be a piece of shit.”

She was clearly fighting the urge to laugh as she shook her head at Roy. “And then you would’ve been in the papers for fighting my ex in a club, and I’d be back to square one trying to find a new fake boyfriend.” She gave Roy’s hand a playful squeeze. “He’s not worth it, Kent.”

Her words had Roy frowning harshly. “Then why’d you date him?” he blurted out without thinking. “Why the fuck would you put energy into someone who’s ‘not worth it’?”

He regretted his judgmental words almost instantly when he saw the way her face fell and turned thoughtful. He’d meant to insult Everett, not her. But he could tell she was taking his words to heart as she finally opened her mouth, eyes on the sidewalk instead of Roy. “Because the guys that are worth it,” she said slowly, “never seem to think I’m worth it.” She nodded, more to herself, meeting his gaze again. “And guys like that-” She gestured back towards the club. “-tend to be the ones I’m left with.”

Before he could consider his words, Roy spoke softly. “I can’t imagine any fella not thinking you’re worth everything.”

Time froze in that little alleyway as she gazed at him, her hair all haloed by the light above them and her eyes reflecting his own. Roy was suddenly incredibly aware of how close she stood to him, how tightly she held his hand, how badly he wished he could make her feel better, back to the laughter they’d shared before her ex interrupted their evening.

How blurry all the lines were becoming.

“Well,” she finally said, a soft chuckle slipping past her lips. “Maybe when this is all over, you can help me find one of those fellas.” She gave Roy’s hand another little squeeze. “That’s what friends are for, right, Roycito?”

Something tugged in Roy’s chest, the same tugging that he felt when Jamie expressed interest in the popstar, the same tugging he felt seeing her ex in the club. He didn’t know what it came from, or what the fuck it meant, but he knew this probably wouldn’t be the last time he felt it.

But instead of dwelling on figuring out what it was, Roy cleared his throat and offered what he hoped was a friendly grin. “Yeah, sunshine. That’s what friends are for.”

~

Roy stared at me with wide eyes when he opened the door and found me on his porch. “You… didn’t get my text.”

“Hello to you too, Kent,” I chuckled, brushing past him as I walked into the house. “What text?”

“OH. MY. GOSH!!”

On Roy’s living room couch sat a now screaming and bouncing little blonde. I recognized her from the photos I’d seen on previous visits to Roy’s house, as well as the lockscreen on his phone. While I had a ton of nephews and nieces to keep track of, assuring Roy that he didn’t need to learn their names until he met them later that summer, he only had one sweet little human to remember: Phoebe.

Phoebe, who was now sprinting over to me with a smile so large I was surprised it didn’t bounce off her face. “You’re here!” she shrieked, bouncing on her toes. “Uncle Roy, she’s-”

“You want some water?” Roy asked me pointedly, eyes shifting towards the little girl. “Pheebs can get you a glass.”

Taking the hint, I cleared my throat and nodded. “Oh, yes, that would be great.” I offered what I hoped was my kindest smile. “Thank you so much, Phoebe.”

She looked as though God himself had spoken to her. “She knows my name,” she murmured, turning towards the kitchen in a little daze.

Immediately Roy whirled around on me. “Her mum got called into work,” he whispered quickly. “She’s with me for the night.” He glanced towards the kitchen; we could hear her rummaging around for a glass. “I… hadn’t planned on introducing you two,” he admitted. “So I had texted you asking about canceling tonight.”

My mouth was dry. Meeting each other’s friends, coworkers, and exes was one thing. But we hadn’t exactly discussed our families. Families weren’t supposed to happen, at least not until my niece’s quince. And by that time, we’d have had ample opportunity to discuss how it would go, plus the attention would be on the birthday girl rather than us. We were absolutely not ready for this.

“I can go.” It was the proper thing to offer. The right thing.

Roy held my gaze steadily, the gears in his head clearly spinning. Finally, he sighed and waved me into the house. “It’s too late now,” he chuckled wryly. “Your little fan already saw you. She’d murder me in my sleep if she found out I let you leave.” He shrugged as he led me to the couch. “Already bought everything for that risotto I promised you anyway,” he added as Phoebe padded in, holding up a glass of water like it was a sacred object.

“Thanks, Phoebe,” I said with a wink to the little girl, immediately reminded of my own nieces. “Hope it’s alright if I hang out with you and your uncle Roy tonight. I heard he’s making risotto for dinner.”

Her squeal could wake the dead. “Really? That’s perfect. We can watch a movie, Uncle Roy said we could watch the old Freaky Friday.”

I cocked an eyebrow at Roy, whose eyes sparkled ever so slightly as he took in the joy and excitement on his niece’s face. “Freaky Friday, huh?” I grinned. “I love Jodie Foster.”

Phoebe’s face wrinkled in confusion. “No, the old one. With Lindsay Lohan.”

A snort flew out of Roy’s mouth when he saw the way my face paled. “Welcome to being old,” he teased, shooting me a wink. “I’ll be sure to order you a walker and a hearing aid. Should make your concerts loads of fun.”

“Don’t you have risotto to make?”

Within a half hour, the three of us were comfortable on Roy’s couch, risotto in hand and Lindsay Lohan on the television. Phoebe sat between us, that big smile never leaving her face. She kept glancing up at me, as if she wanted to say something, but then she’d glance at Roy and then direct her attention back to the movie.

Finally, about halfway through the movie, words came out of her mouth. “Are you and Uncle Roy really dating?”

I nearly choked on my risotto. Those little eyes were gazing up at me with pure curiosity, begging me to answer the question. I looked over her head at Roy, who was staring at me with the tiniest smirk on his face, clearly nothing short of amused.

This was his niece. Why was I answering her question?

“Did your uncle Roy tell you that?” I asked slowly.

Phoebe shook her head. “My friends at school were talking about it,” she explained simply. “They’ve all been asking if it’s true and if I’ve gotten to meet you yet.” She turned to Roy. “Am I allowed to tell them we had dinner together?”

Roy nodded at me as he swallowed a bite of the ice cream we’d all grabbed after dinner. “Up to her.”

Immediately, Phoebe whirled back to me. “Sure,” I chuckled. What else was I supposed to say to those wide eyes and that chocolate-covered smile?

As soon as the movie ended, Phoebe had the remote in her hands and was queuing up another one. “Can we watch Parent Trap now?”

“It’s getting late,” I murmured, my eyes flickering to Roy. “I should be heading home.”

“You can sleep over.” Phoebe’s face was bright with excitement. “And Uncle Roy can make us pancakes in the morning!”

I blinked at Roy, who did not seem at all concerned about this idea. “Oh, well-”

“You can stay.” Roy shrugged casually. “I don’t mind.”

Clearly we were not at the point in our friendship where we could read each other’s minds yet. “Phoebe,” I said slowly, “could you go get me some more water?” The little girl scurried out with my glass, leaving me with her uncle. “I assume Phoebe sleeps in the guest room when she spends the night?”

Roy nodded. “Yeah, of-” Realization finally hit that bearded face. “Oh.” He nodded. “Fuck. Right.” He shook his head. “Sorry, I didn’t even think about that.” He scrunched his face for a moment. “You can stay,” he repeated softly. “In my room. I’ll… I’ll sleep on the floor.” He shrugged, looking up at me again. “For the job, right?”

Something in my stomach tightened at the idea of sleeping in Roy Kent’s bed. But still, I swallowed hard and nodded. “You don’t have to sleep on the floor, Kent.” His eyebrows flew up. “I mean, your knees are already messed up. Would hate to ruin your back too. Besides-” I spoke quickly as Phoebe’s footsteps approached. “-we’re adults. We can manage ourselves.”

Neither of us said another word about the matter as we settled back in for the second movie. Somewhere in the middle, Phoebe fell asleep, her head pressed against my shoulder. When Roy caught sight of his niece, he immediately cleared his throat.

“Sorry about that,” he whispered as he moved to scoop her into his arms.

I quickly shook my head and helped him gather her sleeping form. “It’s fine,” I assured him. “Want some help tucking her in?”

Roy nodded and gestured for me to follow him to the guest room, the room I’d slept in a couple times now. I quickly tugged back the blankets so Roy could lay Phoebe down on the mattress and pull them back over her. I lingered by the door, watching him make sure she was snugly in bed. When he leaned down to press a kiss to her forehead, my mind wondered about later in the summer, when he’d come with me to California. How would he be with my nieces and nephews? The boys would flip out over him, that was for sure. But wow, Roy Kent had a gentleness with Phoebe that I didn’t expect. Would he be this sweet with my nieces? I rarely introduced men to my family, and on the couple occasions I did, they didn’t interact much with my nieces and nephews. Roy would be a nice change of pace-

What the fuck? I took a step back, tearing my eyes away from the sight of Roy Kent making sure a night light was plugged in near the bed. Nope, nope. Roy would be civil and polite, maybe a little friendly with my family, but that was it. Anything more would just be confusing for them when the ‘relationship’ ended.

And we didn’t want to confuse anyone, right?

Once the guest room light was off, Roy nodded to me. “I’ll grab your bag.” He backtracked to the living room and picked up the overnight bag I’d brought, the one I usually took straight to the guest room. Instead, Roy carried it to his bedroom while I followed at a small distance.

On the few times I’d been over, Roy’s bedroom door had remained firmly shut. Now, I walked in, trying not to stare at his neatly made bed, the bed I’d be sleeping in, next to Roy. Instead, I focused on his dresser, his nightstand, his laundry basket, literally anything but the bed.

At least Roy looked just as uncomfortable as he handed me my bag. “You can change in the bathroom,” he mumbled, nodding to another closed door.

“Thanks.”

It felt way too soon when I came out and stood next to his bed, pretending not to notice the way he glanced at my bare legs. We both silently climbed into the bed, taking care not to move around too much or get too close to one another. After a pair of rushed “good nights”, we turned our backs to each other and remained silent until sleep claimed us.

I expected awkwardness. I expected silence and not being able to make eye contact.

But I didn’t expect Roy’s arm to be so warm wrapped around me in the morning.

My back was still to him, the way I’d laid the night before, but he had shifted during the night into a spooning position. And I’d apparently allowed myself to scooch back into his embrace, resting my arm on top of his.

Before I could figure out the least perceptible way to remove myself from his grip, Roy stirred, waking slowly at first, but quickly realizing the position we were in.

“Sorry,” he mumbled, removing his arm and taking his warmth with him. He sat up, rubbing his tired face with his hand. “I didn’t- I mean-”

“It’s cool,” I assured him, tightening the blankets around myself. “Don’t worry about it.”

Roy nodded absently, staring down at me for a moment. “I…” He cleared his throat and shook his head. “Pheebs is probably waking up,” he murmured, as though that was what he meant to say in the first place. “I’ll go make some pancakes.” He climbed out of bed, shaking his head, reminding me of my grandmother’s dog. “You can, uh, get dressed in here. Come out when you’re ready.” With an absent little nod, he was gone.

I laid in bed- his bed- and stared up at the ceiling. Why was my heart pounding so fast? And why was my stomach in knots? And why couldn’t I stop picturing Roy, all tender with his little niece? Why couldn’t I stop imagining the way his arms felt wrapped around me, on our dates, when he kissed me, when I woke up-

“Shit,” I groaned, grabbing one of his pillows and smothering my face with it.

Was I falling for Roy fucking Kent?

~

Roy sat on his couch, staring at the television but not really noticing the show that played on the screen. His mind was at Nelson Road, running through his lineup and plays and everything he knew about the team they’d be facing the next day. They’d had a good season, he reminded himself. Jamie and Sam were at the top of their game, and the rest of the fellas followed their lead. They were going to win, he assured himself with an absent nod. Surely, they’d win. With tomorrow’s victory they’d win the whole fucking thing.

His mobile vibrated next to him, interrupting his racing thoughts. Sunshine, the screen read. He smirked to himself, remembering when she’d grabbed his phone and changed her contact name after taking a selfie together at the Crown and Anchor, the selfie that was now her contact photo. Something in him liked seeing it light up his phone.

“Hey,” he greeted, his voice soft and gruff.

“Kent,” she hummed. “What’re you up to? Relaxing before tomorrow’s game?”

He slouched onto his couch, realizing he’d spent the last hour with a reality show playing on his screen while he paid zero attention to it. “Something like that. Yourself?”

Sydney meowed somewhere in the background. “Resting up before tomorrow’s celebrations.” Her voice was light and teasing; Roy could practically see her smile. “I’ve been partying with you Greyhounds for weeks. I can only imagine how wild you’ll all be after the big win.”

“Assuming we win,” Roy grunted.

“You’re going to win, Roycito.”

That little name brought a wide smile to his face; he wondered if she was picturing it. “You sound pretty fucking confident for someone who still calls it ‘soccer’, sunshine,” he teased.

Her twinkling laughter rang in his ear. “I’ve been watching you guys for weeks, remember? The guys are incredible, even I can see that. And I don’t know much, but from what I hear you’re a pretty amazing coach.” Her voice was gentle as she spoke. “I believe in you, Roy.”

Those five words were still flittering in Roy’s mind the next day, for the ninety minutes his team ran themselves ragged on the pitch. His voice was nearly hoarse from the nonstop shouting he’d been doing, and his eyes hurt from scarcely blinking. And fuck, his knee was starting to kill him, but he refused to sit for even a second.

But the moment the referee blew his final whistle, it was all worth it. He jumped around the pitch with his team, knee be damned, surrounded by the shouts and cheers of their ever-loyal fans. After hoisting the trophy in the air and watching the Greyhounds pass it around, Roy found himself back on the ground, wondering where Keeley had gotten to. Surely, she’d want to congratulate him, he thought. Surely-

“Roycito!”

His heart stopped for a second, seeing the most famous popstar in the world jogging towards him, confetti in her hair and a smile on her face. She threw her arms around him and pressed close to him, engulfing him in the now-familiar scent of her fruity perfume. He squeezed her tight, chuckling at the feeling of her custom Greyhounds jacket, the one with the giant number six on the back. She’d been excited to show it to him, sending him photos the moment it arrived. He had to admit- it looked damn good on her.

Knowing that there were cameras everywhere, many of them trained on him and the woman in his arms, Roy cradled her face in his hands and pulled her towards him, pressing his lips to hers gently. She smiled into the kiss, so sweetly he almost believed it. She tasted like the beer she’d probably been drinking all game long and felt so warm pressed against him. For a moment, he forgot all about the cameras, the cheers, everything but her and her taste and her smiles.

Fuck, he thought as her tongue flickered for a brief moment against his lips. If Roy wasn’t careful, he might actually start believing that this was love.

~

~

The club was pulsating with music and people dancing and drinking. Roy’s arm was loose and casual around my shoulder as we entered the party. He was clearly on cloud nine, walking lighter than I’d ever seen him. We were greeted with shouts and cheers from the Greyhounds who spotted us, who’d clearly already begun drinking. Someone shoved a shot in my hand; when I glanced over, I saw Roy had one too.

With a wide grin, the kind I didn’t know Roy could have, he tapped his little glass to mine and downed the alcohol. Unable to contain my own smile, I followed suit, shivering a little as the tequila slid down my throat.

After a few dances together, I found myself sitting in a little corner with Roy, who looked incredibly relaxed as he sipped yet another drink. He smiled at me, a little sloppy with his crooked smile and dreamy look in his eyes, and chuckled at nothing in particular.

Fuck, he was doing nothing to help this stupid little crush.

Maybe it was the alcohol in my system, or maybe it was my way of distracting myself from how damn good the man looked, but I couldn’t help the way my mouth opened and I blurted out, “Hey Kent, I’m sorry you have to spend tonight with me.”

His face was almost cartoonishly confused. “The fuck are you on about?” he scoffed, leaning forward, resting his elbows on his knees as his eyes bore into mine.

“I mean…” I shook my head. “This is a big night for you, you know? And instead of spending it with- with a real girlfriend, or someone special, you’re spending it pretending with me. It must… kind of suck. Not getting to celebrate with someone who matters to you.”

Roy frowned, thinking for a moment before opening his mouth and speaking slowly. “I’m fucking glad you’re here,” he said plainly. “You and I… we’re friends. Real friends, I think. And that means you matter to me.” He placed a hand on my knee and gave the tiniest squeeze. “So, I am celebrating with someone who matters to me. Alright?”

Thankfully, the dark lighting hid what I was sure was a furious blush. “Alright,” I conceded. “For what it’s worth, you matter to me too, Kent.” I covered his hand with mine. “I’m glad we’re friends.”

“Me too, sunshine.” He planted a kiss on my cheek. “Me too.”

~

Roy couldn’t believe how fucking happy he was. He was on top of the world, taking shots with his team, wearing these stupid matching tracksuits Keeley insisted on ordering for them, dancing with a beautiful singer. It felt like nothing could touch him; his knee could fall off for all he cared, and the next season felt ages and ages away. Hell, even the fact that there were cameras all over the place didn’t bother him. It was probably the alcohol, but for the first time he didn’t feel like he was putting any effort into the PDA he was expected to partake in. He pulled her close for dances, kissed her forehead freely, kept giving her what he was sure was the stupidest smile. And it just. Felt. Natural.

He sat with his arm around her, laughing and rolling his eyes at something stupid Jamie was saying. He snuck a glance at her, taking in the sight of her throwing her head back as giggles tumbled out of her mouth, a sight he was finding he really enjoyed.

“You two’re adorable,” Jamie slurred, shaking his head at the pair. “Seriously, don’t know the last time I saw Grandad this happy.”

Those bright eyes sparkled at Roy. “Roycito, are you happy?” she purred, peppering kisses on his warm face. Her laughter twinkled in his ear. “Shit, got some of my lipstick on you.” She reached up to wipe his cheek, but he caught her wrist.

Not knowing quite what came over him- probably the alcohol, he reasoned- he offered her his most flirtatious smirk, the one he hadn’t worn in a long fucking time. “Why don’t you add some more, sunshine?”

It was almost invisible, the way her smile faltered. For a moment, Roy sobered up, wondering if he’d gone too far, flirted too hard. But the tiny, almost imperceptible waver in her bravado quickly faded, giving way to a coy smile and batting eyelashes. “Anything for my champion.” She returned to his cheek, leaving a trail of kisses down his bearded face.

“Alright,” Jamie groaned, standing up with a slap to his thighs. “’m done being a third wheel. Gonna go find April before you two decide to put on a live sex show, ya perverts.”

Neither one of them acknowledged Jamie’s departure. Instead, she giggled in Roy’s ear as he tried not to react to how admittedly good her lips felt against his skin. After a couple firm kisses to his jaw, she pulled back, laughter tumbling past her now smudged lips.

“You’re a fucking mess,” she declared. She pulled out her phone and turned on the camera, pulling him close to show him her handiwork. Sure enough, his face was covered in her lipstick kisses. If he didn’t know any better, he’d be incredibly turned on by the idea of being marked up so brazenly. As he tried to hold back laughter, she made a silly little face and snapped a couple of pictures. Roy made a mental note to ask her to send them to him later.

They had fun together, Roy thought as he watched her giggle at the photos. And not just while drinking and taking selfies, either. Even just sitting in parks reading side by side made Roy feel… happy. Fucking content. Maybe they could try hanging out like normal people now that the season was over. No tweets or Instagram posts, no paparazzi, just two friends, enjoying each other’s company. Surely, she’d say yes, right? She agreed, they were friends now. Friends who spent the night at each other’s houses and covered each other’s faces with kisses and pretended to be in love, but friends nonetheless.

“You better post that.” Keeley plopped down beside him, smiling at the popstar. “Fucking adorable and hot. And it looks candid.” She winked at Roy. “You two’re doing a great job.”

Job. For some reason, that word hit Roy like a punch to the gut. Right, this was a job. They were going through this whole charade- because that’s what this was, a charade- for their careers. Sure, they were making the best of it by enjoying each other’s company, but at the end of the day, he needed to remember that this was work. That in a few months, they’d part ways and… what? Never speak again? Remain distant friends? Watch each other move on to real relationships? He wasn’t sure why the idea left him with a dry mouth and a twisted stomach.

Deciding he needed to shake that feeling out of himself, he gazed at Keeley, who was still grinning at him. Fuck, she looked happy, her hair wild and her face flushed from all the drinking, that Greyhounds tracksuit hugging her the way Roy wished he could. What the fuck did Keeley think when she looked at him? Did she feel the same pang, the same wistfulness? Did she see nothing but something she was glad to be done with? Or, fuck, something she wished she’d never done at all?

Keeley’s smile faltered as she glanced behind him, at the popstar who probably wasn’t used to being ignored. “You two should dance,” she suggested, nodding to the singer. “Be real cute, yeah?”

Fuck. He was so damn obvious, it was embarrassing. “Right, yeah.” Roy turned to the singer, who quickly dropped the frown she had been wearing. “Want to dance, sunshine?”

She plastered on that smile- not the cute, natural one she often wore when they hung out, but that too big, bright one that he saw when the paparazzi were around. If something was wrong, she sure as hell wasn’t talking about it. At least not with Roy.

“Let’s go, Kent,” she said flatly. “Publicist’s orders.”

No matter how silly Roy tried to be on the dancefloor, he couldn’t quite bring back her real smile. And for some reason, it was fucking killing him. After a couple of songs passed without much change, Roy felt tired of seeing this mask she wore. He excused himself and made his way over to the DJ, mumbled a few words over the music, and returned to a curious-looking popstar. At least curiosity was better than the fake smiles.

“You make a request?”

Roy shrugged, tugging her back to himself. “My guilty pleasure song,” he answered. “Whenever Phoebe plays it, i get it stuck in my head for fucking days.”

She scrunched her nose at him as she tilted her head. “What song-”

When a twangy pop tune blasted and filled the club, she threw her head back and rolled her eyes, laughter spilling from her lips.

“Kent. You fucking didn’t.”

 You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upsetShe's going off about something that you said'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do

“What can I say?” Roy chuckled. “I fucking love this song.”

Whatever negativity she seemed to be feeling dissipated, giving way to soft giggles as she danced close to Roy. He couldn't help the way he gripped her hips and sang along to the song his niece frequently requested in the car; he knew every fucking word. However many times he’d heard it, he never in a million years imagined he’d be here, holding its singer close and drunkenly shouting the lyrics at each other.

And he especially never imagined he’d like it so damn much.

~

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For the second time in the past few weeks, I sat on Keeley Jones’s couch with sunglasses on my face and coffee in my hands. This time, however, I didn’t feel an ounce of regret. Instead, I relished the fact that Roy looked as miserable as I felt after a night of drinking and dancing and celebrating with the Greyhounds. He slouched beside me as Keeley yammered on about how we’d trended on social media during and after the match, with videos and photos of us floating around on every major platform. As she gushed over a particular clip of Roy and me dancing at the team celebration, he reached over and took my coffee, helping himself to a generous gulp before slipping it back into my hand with ease.

It was scary how natural it felt.

“Now, it wasn’t all positive,” Lanie interjected. Always the optimist, my publicist. “There were of course some people that were all over that photo of Roy and Keeley-”

“The photo I took and posted,” I snorted.

Roy nudged me. “Not jealous, are you, sunshine?”

I smirked back. “You wish, Kent.”

Before he could open his mouth and retort, Keeley snapped her fingers. “Oi. There’s also the little issue of people thinking this whole thing is a PR stunt.”

“It is a PR stunt,” Roy and I said in unison.

A playful snort flew out of Lanie’s nose. “Spending enough time together, you two?” She shook her head and turned her attention back to her tablet. “Now, obviously, we know this is PR. But we need everyone else to believe this thing is the real deal.” She paused, biting her lip. “Now that Roy’s season is over, we’d like to see you two go on holiday together. Something cute, somewhere you could take lots of photos. Preferably somewhere you could be seen.”

Roy raised his eyebrows at me. “You’ve got somewhere tropical and fabulous in mind, I assume?”

I shook my head. “You pick, Kent,” I urged. “You had a long season, you just won your championship, you deserve this.” I shrugged. “Just tell me where we’re going so I know what to pack.”

A look passed between Roy and Keeley, something unreadable that made me blush and look away. Finally, Roy cleared his throat and nodded at me, a ghost of a smile on his face.

“Yeah, thanks.”

Doing my best to not stare at that little smile, reminding myself that I had no reason or excuse to kiss him in Keeley’s office in front of our publicists, I turned back to Lanie and cleared my throat. “Alright, so vacation together. What else?” I smirked. “Want me to write him an album or something?”

Instead of chuckling along like Lanie and Roy did, Keeley perked up, eyes bright and mouth wide. “That’s an amazing idea, babes!” she declared.

In an instant, Roy’s brows were furrowed. “You’re fucking joking. You can’t possibly ask her to write an album- that’s insane-”

“She doesn’t have to write one for real,” Keeley quickly clarified. “At least, not a new one.” She turned back to me. “You don’t release every song you write, I assume? Some of them stay in, like, a vault of some kind?” When I nodded tentatively, she went on, “You could take some of those songs, rework them, play with them a bit, and bam, one love album dedicated to Mister Roy Kent, proof of your undying love for him.”

Before I could even comprehend what she had just proposed, Roy sat up, shaking his head. “Keeley. She doesn’t have to do that.” His mouth was in a straight line as he shifted to face me. “Your songs, they’re probably personal, about your life. You absolutely do not have to butcher them for me, for any of this.”

The look on Roy’s face had my tense shoulders relaxing. His voice was so firm and reassuring at the same time. With his fists balled and his face stony, he looked… protective. Protective of me and my work. It felt good, having a man in my corner- especially this man. I didn’t think anyone I’d dated before, at least recently, would shield me like that. A warmth bubbled in my chest, bringing a smile to my lips that I couldn’t quite bury.

“I can do it,” I assured him. Quickly reminding myself of the other people in the room, I directed my gaze to Lanie and Keeley. “Gimme some time. I’ll get a few songs recorded, and we can release it during the tour. I can make it work.”

While Keeley’s smile was wide and excited, Lanie’s expression was more guarded, her eyes scanning my face knowingly. “You’re sure?” she asked in that skeptical voice I knew too well.

Stealing one more glance at Roy, taking in the concern in his eyes, I nodded firmly. “I’m sure.”

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[minty-the-demon]

Here is a list of my self ship names

Iceheartshipping (Spinel x Turquoise) (Pokemon Horizons)

Rockyroadshipping (Sidian x Turquoise) (Pokemon Horizons)

MintNanza (Haiden x Minty) (Together Again: ALFS)

CatRose (Catnip x Rosa) (Hello Kitty’s Furry Tale Theater)

[xw4nn4b3st0n3rx]

made this. its my first post pls dont hate me lmaooo

[seawitch62]

Catnip man and the Pizza

Part Six of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .5k

Catnip Man Masterlist

Hunger is a distraction enough but the constant growling and rumbling is interrupting my listening pleasure.

'Risky like a game of tug-of-war

You burn me up, you shake me up

You lit a fire in my life'

Music paused, hunger pains the prevailing issue now, with SF9 on hold, Rose orders her favorite pizza.

"We received your order" "Preparing your order now"

"Your delivery driver is on the way"

●

Chiming at the doorbell, the final alert, Rose calmly walks towards her door with a genuine smile.

When she opens the door, the smile disappears.

"Hello Kitty!  Dinner is served"

Jeonghan stands at her doorstep, pizza in hand, a bottle of alcohol and a book.

Sidestepping Rose he walks in, as if this is a frequent occurrence.

"Plates? Glasses?" He asks.

Rose points her finger silently in their direction.

"Candles?"

Rose shakes her head.

"My mistake, I will bring them next time" he says smiling as he sets up the table.

"What the…you need to…"

Pppppopppppp

A  cork flies  across the room, unperturbed Jeonghan pours the champagne into the flute glasses.

"I love  the bubbles," he smiles.

"Sit your pretty kitty butt down"

Rationality returning "what the hell are you doing?" Rose asks.

With an indulgent grin, "part and parcel of the Catnip man service".

"Sit and eat and drink".

Rose nibbles on a slice of pizza, watching as Jeonghan scoffs down his shared portions.

Eyeing her untouched slices, "you going to eat that?"

Before a reply is given Catnip man helps himself to Rose's plate.

With feline grace, Catnip man clears the table bar the flute glasses and champagne.

Sipping on the champagne, which isn't half bad she muses to herself.

"I have a gift for you" he purrs.

Rose notices a book, looking at his kitty with relish, he opens the book, turning pages till the desired page is in view.

Love’s Philosophy

BY PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY

The fountains mingle with the river

   And the rivers with the ocean,

The winds of heaven mix for ever

   With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

   All things by a law divine

In one spirit meet and mingle.

   Why not I with thine?—

See the mountains kiss high heaven

   And the waves clasp one another;

No sister-flower would be forgiven

   If it disdained its brother;

And the sunlight clasps the earth

   And the moonbeams kiss the sea:

What is all this sweet work worth

   If thou kiss not me?'

After reciting the poem, with the expectation of admiration he instead is met with a look of bafflement.

Closing the book, "what are your thoughts kitty mine?"

Silence.

"You look tense, shoulder massage, again part of the deal with the Catnip man package"

Standing up he moves behind the chair and slowly with expertise begins his task.

Whispering, "this is only one of my services to relieve stress".

Jumping out of her chair like a scalded cat, " you need to leave now!" Pointing at the door.

"Now now kitty, is that anyway to treat a guest who came bearing gifts" 

Navigating around the table to avoid his touch, he follows, the cat chasing his mouse.

"Here kitty kitty"

"Time for dessert, hope you like cream?"

♤

Does Rose run to the door or stay for dessert?

😀

[weeb-writor]

Ik it's not Aizawa's bday yet and this is a little early, but imagine Aizawa's s/o or crush (whichever is cuter to you) getting Aizawa a bunch of cat-themed things for his bday? Like a blanket with cat patterns on it, stuffed animals, a cat pillow, cat-themed house decor, cat-themed food, etc...

Hello! Here you go, I hope it’s what you want! Today’s fic is an early gift to everyone’s favorite teacher! I did go with crush and the end is like a little suggestive but not really. Reader is neutral, I was writing this while watching the election so if they’re are mistakes blame it on the polls. If everything goes right another birthday themed fic on the 8th

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Reader and Mic plan a very special day for Aizawas birthday.

Aizawa Shouta x Reader

Words: 1616

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You were preparing for Aizawa's birthday for months now. You were planning on finally confessing to him after years of pinning. You and Mic had prepared the perfect gifts and events to make him finally fall for you. You were beginning step one right now, you walked down the halls of UA with the bento you prepared. All of the things inside were cut into cute cat shapes, the rice ball was shaped into a cat. It was just cat, cat, and of course more cats. You even bought a cute little cupcake that was decorated like a cat. The final touch though were your cat ears, Mic made you wear them, but you couldn't lie they were a nice touch. As you pushed back the classroom door you put on your biggest smile.

“Happy Birthday Aizawa, nyah!!” You yelled with a giggle. Your voice brought Aizawa out of his dazed state. He flushed looking at you and then at Mic, then letting out a sigh.

“How many times do I have to tell you to call me Shouta and Thank you.” He said coming to take the food from you.

“But you won't call me y/n.” You said back as he mumbled out a ‘it's not the same’. You all took your seats as he unwrapped your bento. You bounced your legs as he opened to see your homemade kitty themed food. He let out a light chuckle before he started to eat.

“So, birthday planner what's on the itinerary today?” Mic asked, messing around with your cat ears.

“After you nerds get done here, cat cafe for sure, then off to work for you mister, and finally I’ll walk shouta home and feed the alley cats along the way.” You said taking out your pocket sized planner and reading from it.

“We don't need to do all of it.”

“Oh don't play tough now, sho! You know you like their cooking and them doting on you.” Mic said with his loud laughter. You froze as Aizawa only looked away.

“Don't be jealous cause you don't get the same treatment. Anyway my break is over, L/n, your food is the best as always. I'll see you both later.” He said stoically as he gave you back your bento container, empty.

“He's the same as always! The cat ears didn't work!” You said with a slight whine.

“Did you not see his blush! He is totally head over heals right now! Just keep on with the plan, also why didn't you make me a cute bento on my birthday.” Your blonde friend chuckled at you. You only gave him a playful shove.

“Next time instead of asking for a 200.00 dollar gift ask me to cook for you. I’m heading out to set up the cat cafe, make sure you get him there.” You said hitting him over the head before leaving. You arrived at the cat cafe promptly and now you were about done setting up.

“You are so sweet doing this for your boyfriend.” The worker said with a smile.

“Uh, um he's just a friend.” You said with your head down.

“Well sorry about that. But if i could capitalize on it, my brother is probably about your age! You two would look great together! He is so sweet and tentative, the only reason he is not with someone is because some people think he is too nice when he is in a relationship. Let me give you his number.” The worker rushed out as she grasped your hand. You were too busy trying to follow her words that you didn't notice your friends come in.

“They don't do the whole dating thing, miss.” You heard shouta say from behind you.

“Oh Aizawa! Happy birthday, nyah!” You said as you pulled the confetti cannon that rained cat themed confetti.

“I hate you both but thank you.” He said chuckling as he leaned over to pet the cat that came over to him. For some reason they always seemed to gravitate towards the stoic man. You all spent time with the cats, having quiet chatter here and there. Until the workers brought out the cat themed food.

“You two are so extra, I appreciate this if the smile on my face doesn't show it.” He said as he snuck the resident fat cat some food.

“Thats your smile? Sho?” You were overcome with laughter and had to pause. “I think you might need to work on it.” You finished still laughing. Your eyes were squinted as you laughed so you didn't see Aizawa’s shocked expression or reding cheeks.

“Oh my goodness! After eons and eons of being friends, you've finally called him by his name, a nickname at that.” Hizashi said, taking a picture of the two of you. Finally noticing your slip up you buried your face in your hands.

“Its fine, L/N, i've been trying to get you to do it for a while now anyhow.” He said with a big smile, for him anyway.

“We better get to the gift giving. I’ve got to go slave away in a few minutes.”

“Oh right! Give me the bag Mic-ey boy!” You said to him. He handed you the bag with a smile.

“To our dearest Aizawa, on his most special day! We gift him all of his favorite things plus a day of Hizashi being less obnoxious as requested. Happy Birthday aizawa, Nyah!” You said dramatically, handing him the bag. He mumbled a thank you opening it, with a small rush only you could notice. He pulled out a black cat themed blanket, black slippers, a gray cat mug, a cactus in a cat themed pot, a few bags of catnip, and cat themed sleeping bag with a small matching pillow.

“You guys know me too well, thank you both.” He said with a smile.

“There's also one more thing back at your house, but i'm glad you liked it all.” You said as you beamed at him.

“What's back at the house is of course my idea and present to you! I've gotta go but Sho, i hope you enjoy the rest of your birthday. Don't have too much fun without me of course!” He said as he got up and paid the bill. You and Aizawa were left alone.

“Let’s go feed the kitties on our way to your place.” You said as you got up.

“We don't have to if you don't want to, y’know?” He said as you guys left the building.

“All the years we've done this, do I ever look like I DON'T want to?” You said as you opened the canned food, feeding the cats as they came. Aizawa spooned it on plates, placing the plates in a line that lead to his house.

“Well thank you, I don't think it would be the same without you.” He said as you neared his house.

“You’ll always have me, aizawa.” You smiled at him as you both finally made it into his house. He immediately plopped down on his couch, his cat next to him.

“Well...i've got to do something real quick, you should open Hizashi’s gift! It's over there.” You said as you rushed away. Aizawa chuckled to himself as his cat ran after you. He leaned over to see a card with Hizashi’s writing on it and moved to open it. It was a few pieces of paper and a card which he decided to read first.

‘To my main man Sho,

You're not getting any younger and neither are they. I told Nezu your incredibly sick, which I think he knows I'm lying about it. Anyways, you need to lock them down now and i'm giving you a chance. Along with this card there is some cash, 2 tickets to that movie they wanted to see, and some tickets to the cat themed amusement park that's opening. Thank me later with a karaoke night! I've given you everything you need! Don't screw this up, dude.

Yamada Hizashi

Aizawa held his head back trying to stop the tears he felt bubbling up. He put the items back in the bag as he heard you coming. When you stepped into view aizawa almost forgot how to breathe. You were wearing a maid outfit with cat ears and tail, his cat in your arms in a similar get up, well you know for a cat.

“Mic, said you would like it at the very least it's funny but i hope you enjoyed your birthday, Aizawa, nyah.” You said softly not meeting his intense gaze, he walked toward you and took the cat from your hands placing her on the floor.

“y/n, I love you.” He said caressing your cheeks. You blink at him hearing what he is saying but not really taking it in.

“You don’t have to feel the same way but I love you too much to let another second slip away from us.” He said, his stare boring into your eyes. You didn’t say much but giggled at him.

“I think it’s pretty obvious I love you too Shouta. I’m wearing cat ears and a tail plus a maid outfit.” You said staring back at him with just as much passion.

“Well thank you for my birthday gifts. They were lovely. But since you dressed up for my birthday, I think I’m gonna undress you.” He said drawing closer to your face. Your lips inches away but before anything could happen he grabbed your wrist and pulled you toward his room.

“Wait Sho!! I want a date first an-” you stuttered as he continued to pull you chuckling.

[internethorrorfan]

Creepypasta x Mary Sue Child Reader (revised version, originally posted on Deviantart  in 2017)

(this is a parody BTW)

 Based on a true story.

"Thank meou!" you said to your parents. You were an 3 month old neko baby kitten cub girl. Like all nekos you had the tail, claws, and fangs of a cat and had cat ears on the top of your head and had a cat form and had the senses of a cat and was smarter than the average human and is extremly kawaii desu. You're hot pink tail (as hot pink as your cat ears)was bushy, pinned up and curly at the tip and was the most softest, fluffiest, cutest, thing on the entire planet. You were wearing a Hello Kitty diaper with a hole cut into it for your tail, a little white dress with a silk purple ribbon around the waist that tied into a bow in your hair with a baby blue rose above it, and. You're parents had just given you you're 87th plate of cheesecake and waffles for the 3 month anniversary of your birth (you was 3 months old) and you was gurgling, purring, mewing, meouing and giggling at the top of your lungs at the sight and smell of the food. You was smiling at them showing you're fangs.You hugged your rainbow sparkled stuffed animal rainbow unicorn named Unicorny tight to your chest as you ate the food from your food bowl. Your tail was rapidly swishing back and forth and your cat ears were twitching in excitment at the food and you where jumping up and down at literally rapid fire speeds causing your high chair to bounce up and down rapidly too at the food. "May I PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE give my widdle stuffy wuffy some foodie foods two, Mommy-chan?" you said in literally the cutest voice any life form in any universe had and would ever use ever as you were grabbing the cheesecake and waffles in your claws and shoving them into your mouth. "No she's all full y/n." your mommy said."Okey dokey pokey mommy-chan!" you said. "That was yum yum yummy in my tum tum tummy mommy-Chan and daddy-chan!" you said finishing the food and grabbing Unicorny and turning into your cat form so you can jump into your father's arms with your stuffy without hurting yourself. Turning back into your neko form you said "Kay now Daddy-chan where's that twelfth bag of catnip you pwomised?" You're daddy gave a little baggy of catnip to you and scratched your ears causing you to gurgle, purr, mew, meou and giggle more louder than before and rub your head into his hand. ''Yep daddys little kitten." your daddy said, making you curl into a ball with your tail swishing side to side and hug your stuffy tighter while eating the catnip. My life is completely utterly absolutely positively 110 % perfect!, you you thought to yourself. Me mommy-chan and daddy-chan always give me exactly what I want, do exactly as I say, let me do whatever I want, feed me 100 square meals a day plus snacks, give me literally 24/7 attention over anything else and never get on to me or punish me even whan I break stuff or throw other babies out windows or cry uninterrupted for 5 weeks straight because they bought me the wrong My Little Pony plushie! Exactly like all good mommies and daddies should be! Mommy-chan and daddy-chan are the bestest peoples in the universe and I'm so glad they don't spoil me! I sure hope notting bad ever happens to me and my family! You fall asleep after you thought this so your parents put a pacifier in your mouth and placed you gently into your crib. When you waked up the next morning you went through your daily routine of waking up your parents by screaming at the top of your lungs for them to feed you but stopped when noticed you something. You wasn't in your crib. You were in a cardboard box in an alley. You find a note next to you. Being a neko, your eyesight was far better, allowing you to make note of everything and read the note perfectly despite being a 3 months old baby kitten cub. The note said: "We can't take care of you anymore so we gave you a box to stay in and left you with all the essential things to survive." the note said. You looked around your box. The note was right, your mommy and daddy HAD given all the essentials of living to you: stuffed animals, toys, princess dresses, Sippy cups, your rattle, etc. You hold your stuffy Unicorny close to you and played with your rattle for 8 weeks until you realized you're parents wernt coming back. You cried and screamed. You made a boom boom in your diapie. You cried and screamed louderer. It started storming and rain came and made you and your stuff all wet and also started drowning you. You cried and screamed loudererer. Hailstones fell and started hitting you giving you many boo boos you could feel the boo boos hurting and you tried holding in the pain but failed. You cried and screamed louderererer. Lightning started striking you and setting you on fire giving you even more boo boos. You cried and screamed so loud that astronauts in outer space could hear you yet still so no one helped you. You were left crying and screaming in your box with no food, water or air for 6 months until two peoples found your box and threw it (and you) into a bag. The two peoples couldn't resist going "aww" when they saw you for the first time due to how cute and perfect you is. Carrying the bag (with you still in it) to a place the two peoples through you HARD on a metal table (givng you yet another boo boo) and then give you many shots making you cry from all the boo boos and then pass out. You waked up in a white room and the peoples explained they were scientists and they had injected you with 8 trillion different kinds of chemicals and you were now a creepypasta. They also told you your new powers. You could warp reality, teleport, shoot lasers from your eyes, read minds, turn invisible, you had 70, 109 hot pink retractable indestructible tentacles that where super strong and could cut threw literally anything in the universe, you had a chimera form, you were super strong, you were faster than an airplane, you were super smart, you had extremely kawaii desu yet also terrifying bat wings protruding from your back (but you couldn't fly yet) , your neko powers was increased 50, 000000000 fold, and you was 10,  0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion times cuter than before yet also scary. They also gave you a mirror. You saw yourself. You gasp. Your naturally blue hair is done up in pigtails (as always) but now had pink, red, white, green, yellow, purple, orange, and black streaks. Your previously beautiful shimmering purple eyes has changed color: they were now blood red and bleeding blood but they still shimmered beautifully. You noticed you could now walk and stand and din't you have to crawl anymore despite being baby. You immediantly turns into your new chimera form and ran around knocking many things down with your snake tail until you knocked into a table, fell down, landed on your but and got your seven millionth boo boo in the past 6 months. Turning back into your neko form you started to cry your booty hurt and your knew was scraped with blood comeing out. "But I'm bored and and I want my wattle and my sippie cup and my bottle and my stuffies and my paci and my yawn balls and my chew toys and i’m hungwy and thirsty and i want see my mommy-Chan and Daddy-chan and I no wanna be a cweepypasta and there's doo doo in my diapie and I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many boo boos!" you said in your adorably perfect cute kawaii desu little voice. Immediately one of the scientist peoples grabbed you so hard by the tail you thought he was gonna tear it out and swung you like a lasso over his head and threw you headfirst into a metal door causing you to more cry. He then picked you back up by yir tail and repeated this process 239 more times until you stopped crying. "I don't care what you want your a creepypasta now and you do what we say now. You're name is y/n no longer your new name is Kitten Child Cutie Pie Kawaii Chan the Killer you are the only one who can defeat Zalgo.'' the scientist people said. [TIMSEKIP] It's your second birthday and has been at the place for 18 months. You was cutely wearing a cute hot pink unicorn onesie with holes cut into it for your cute bat wings, a cute sparkled Hello Kitty beanie with holes cut into it for your cute cat ears, a cute bedazzled silver princess tiara, a cute baby blue hairpin in your hair with an Operator symbol on it, a cute hot pink tutu, a cute purple diapie with a hole cut into it for your cute tail and and were cutely cuddling your cute stuffy Unicorny. These objects were the only things that remained from your box. The day you first arrived at the place the scientist peoples took every single other one of your possessions and set them on fire with a flamethrower before setting you on fire and beating you with the flamethrower. The peoples at the place were such meanie weanies to you. Every day since they found you did almost nothing but sleep, train to use your powers so you can defeat Zalgo, get experimented on and get the beatings. Every single day they would use all kinds of torture methods on you. Their ways of torturing you included giving you the beatings for 15-22 hours a day, tying both your hands and feet together and then throwing you in a washing machine at high speed, filling your diapie with broken glass and rusty nails without even changing it first, disintergrating your body with acid, cutting your eyes, arms and legs off and forcing you to eat them before they regenerated, setting you on fire and then throwing you into a shark tank, making you sleep on a bed of nails covered in fire ants suspended above a pit of venomous snakes, covering you in BBQ sauce and letting the guard dogs use you as a chew toy before breaking your limbs and shoving you headfirst into a meatgrinder, pouring a mixture of boiling water and gasoline directly into your eyes and making you eat green beans. When you weren't getting the beatings or being tortured you were training to uses your powers and be a more better fighter. Because of you're training and since you had aged, your chimera form grew into something more much more edgy and scary despite you still being an perfectly flawless, amazing, kind, nice, 2 year old adorable little ball of fluffy cuteness. In all of your forms (kitten, chimera and neko) you were completely and utterly indestructible and incapable of being harmed in absolutely any way shape or form whatsoever. As a younger baby kitten cub, your small teeth could only bite so much, mostly only being able to dig into and tear your opponents throats out without effort. Now every single tooth was sharp as swords and could instantly tear off entire limbs with one bite and also bite threw solid steel. Your claws as a younger baby kitten cub could do enough damage to make jagged lines across flesh, ripping any and all tissue or muscle in the way, but now your claws in both your cat, neko and chimera forms were strong enough to cut through time itself. Your meou as a younger baby kitten cub was extremely weak, only being able to make people's ears bleed if you wanted it to. Now you could make trillions of people's heads explode at once if you wanted it to. The fangs on your snake head had venom before and still constantly dripped the lethal chemical when you was in that form, but know the venom could instantly melt people into thin air with just one drop. Your goat head's horns were razor sharp, completely indestructible and had a lot of scratches from deflecting chainsaws, laser beams, swords, rocket launchers, baseball bats, nuclear missiles and any other weapon the scientist peoples could even try to hurt you with. All heads in your chimera form (lion, snake and goat) could breathe fire and you breath fire in your neko and kitten forms as well. Your cat ears could pick up even the slightest movement before, but now you could tune your ears so well you could hear the heartbeat of flies on the opposite side of the world. You eyesight was far more better than a normal human before, allowing you to take note of literally absolutely positiv;y every single tiny little thing around you but now it was so good you could make out the individual molecules of dust particles on other planets in other solar systems in other universes if you so desired. You could instantly regenerate from any wound and your regenerative powers was so great you could regenerate even if someone went back in time and erased you from existence.   You were 19 trillion times faster than the speed of light, but the peoples only trained you for strength. That was literally the one only thing in the history of existence that didn't come naturally for you, but even then you completely excelled at it. Your senses and powers only further developed and increased even further with each passing nanosecond. Due to being able to make people's heads explode you're catchphrase is "I made a boom boom!" because all creepypastas need catchphrases. You weren't even out of diapers yet and already you were the most powerful being in the entire universe, 8,00000000000000000000000 times more powerful than Zalgo, Slenderman and every other creepypasta on Earth combined. According to the scientist peoples calculations, you'd be able to juggle planets with one finger and destroy entire universes with a sneeze at age 16! You only had an hour of playtime a day and since you only had 1 stuffy and no toys, rattles, bottles, sippy cups, catnip, etc. you weren't happy then very much either but were . The peoples only gave you a laptop to play with. On your laptop you mainly watched anime and listened to music while researching your fellow creepypastas. Today you were going onto the best and most reliable source of creepypasta information: Wattpad. You were listening to your favorite song as you read the extremely accurate and well written stories Wattpad had to offer. "Cwawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal!" you sang along as you browse the site. Suddenly the lead scientist people burst into the room and gave you his usual greeting: 945 roundhouse kicks to the face and 857 dropkicks to the stomach. Before you even had time to cry he grabbed your laptop and smashed it over you head until it breaked into a million billion zillion pieces. Then you cryed. The scientist people said "Kitten Child Cutie Pie Kawaii Chan the Killer I came two say that since it's your birthday we should gift you by using every single torture method at our disposal. You aren't getting any food today and no I don't care that you haven't had a single bite to eat in 6 months. Also you're getting the beatings right now before the experiments and training sessions. Also you have no play time anymore so I destroyed your computer. Stop crying you little brat this is all so you can defeat Zalgo." You and looked more at him very sadder and said "But it's Halloween! Which is also my birthday! I just tuwned two! You should be giving me cheesecake and waffles and pwesents and candy! YOUR A BIG DUM DUM MEANIE POO POO HEAD!" "WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUANGE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" the scientist people said before grabbed you by the bat wings and threw you headfirst into the solid steel door of your room 700000 times until you passed out. When you waked up the boo boos on your head caused you to cry and that was before you got the beatings. The scientist peoples took turns beating you with sledgehammers and crowbars for 7 hours then threw you hard onto the metal table and gave you 150000 shots before throwing you in the torture room. There they removed your onesie and attached electrodes to your tongue, eyes, cat ears, human ears, nipples, fingers, toes, tail, fangs, claws, eyelashes, wings and all 70, 109 of your tentacles and shocked you at an extremely high volume of electricity for 9 hours straight before trying literally every single torture method they've ever used on you and then they put your onesie back on you and threw you hard into the training room where you had to fight 100,000 highly trained ninjas carrying laser guns. You effortlessly defeated them with your powers in 5 seconds, 4 seconds longer than your usual training session. Because of this they attached you to to a machine that spanked you at supersonic speeds while punching you in the face at supersonic speeds, harshly pulling your extremely sensitive tail and cat ears and shocking you 1,000 times harder than the electrodes did at the same time for 7 hourss before beating you again and grabbing you roughly by the cat ears and threw you back into your room. You cuddled Unicorny to your chest tighter than anyone had ever cuddled a stuffy before and tried to cry but you cried so much during yur time at the place that you had completely ran out of all water in your body and were now crying black blood tears instead. "It's my biwthday Unicorny and they were so mean to me! They bwoke my laptop and made go hungwy again and beat me and shocked me and water -boawded me and set me on fire and thwew me in the shawk tank and made me dwink hot lava and even worse, they gave me no pwesents and cake for my biwthday or candy for Halloween! Instead I got boo boos and hurties and owie wowies! I feel like one giant boo boo Unicorny! WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIIDE!" you said to your cute little stuffy before falling asleep. Suddenly you woke up and heard a voice in you head (btw you had been driven completely and totally insane and now heard voices in your head. You were still sweet and cute though.) Just use your creepypasta powers to escape the place and defeat Zalgo, shorty. said the voice. This thought had never ever once crossed your mind once during the 18 months you had been at the place and tortured you. You hug Unicorny tight to you as you used your laser vision to melt through the door of your room and escape into the hallway and killed all 900 armed gards with your tentacles in 5 nanoseconds before turn into your chimera form. "I MADE A BOOM BOOM!" you said before started ramming people to death with your goat head before biting them with your snake head and poising them causing them all to melt. You tearing people apart with your claws, tentacles and lion head fangs while firing laser beams in your eyes from all directions and breathing fire from all 3 heads and exploding people's heads with your meou all at once. After brutally murdering every single one of the scientist peoples in a very edgy yet kawaii desu way and eating their corpses you drew Operator symbols, kittens, little knives, puppies, pentagrams, flowers, 666 symbols and smiley faces on the wall in the scientist's blood. Despite you being a 2 year old doodling on walls with human blood your art skills far surpassed the likes of Pablo Picasso and Vincent Van Gogh in it's beauty and excellency. Anyway you teleported to Zalgo's dimension and killed him in 1 nanosecond in your kitten form with no powers and both hands tied behind your back then went back to the place. After that you left the place and go in the woods and started playing with Unicorny until you saw a tall faceless man standing in front of you. He went "Aww" upon seeing you. He had a nice smell, you instantly loved everything about him with absolutely positively every single tiny little fiber of your being and completly forgot about your real parents as you wanted to spend the rest of your life with him as your father figure. You imediantly grabbed Unicorny and ran up to Slenderman. "Is it really you, Slender-Chan?" she said. "Yes." he said. "Is it twue that you're a kind cawing nuwturing father figure, Masky-Chan's a bwown haired blue eyed shy cheesecake obsessed teenage pwoxy, Hoodie-Chan's a stuttering shy pwoxy who's madly in love of Masky-chan, Ticci Toby-Chan's extwemly hyper and can't talk about anything besides waffles, Ben-Chan's a pewverted video game obsessed stoner whose last name Dwowned and who's madly in love with Jeff the Killer-Chan, Smile Dog-Chan's an adorable wittle puppy that Jeffy-chan keeps as a pet, Sally-Chan's a compwetely flawless shining pawagon of humanity who's instantly wuved by evewyone she comes acwoss and always get's what she wants no matter what just like me, Laughing Jack-Chan's a wovable candy obsessed dope who wuves kids and that all the cweepypastas live in a big beautiful mansion as a big happy loving family who constantly take wandom people to live in the mansion and be part of the family?" she said. "Yes it is and could you tell me more about yourself, child?" he said. "My name is y/n but my cweepypasta name is Kitten Child Cutie Pie Kawaii Chan the Killer. This is my stuffy Unicorny. I'm a 2 year old neko who was given powers too defeet Zalgo, which I dwid. My likes are stuffies, wattles, puppies, kitties, ponies, chew toys, bottles, dollies, cheesecake, waffles, cawtoons, candy, tea pawties, fishies, being held, yarn balls, soft petting of my tail and cat ears, cuddles, warm hugs, positivity, killing innocent people and eating their corpses, unicorns, cwean diapies and cute things. My dislikes are meanie weanies, not getting what I want, other people getting more attention than me, veggie weggies, dirty diapies, and cweepy things. My theme song is How Could This Happen to Me? by Simple Plan. My stats are stwength: 10/10, speed: 10/10, intwelligence: 10/10, cuteness: OVER 9000 out of 10! LULZ RANDOM XD! I'm gonna call you papa-chan, Slender-Chan.  I'm a mur-dle-ler.. murder. Murdererer. Uh, I'm a killer papa-chan! So you should take me to the mansion and make me part of the creepypasta family, especially since I'm your daughter now! Also my hair-pin is your mark! Therefore I are now your child!" you said pointing to your hairpin. You then said "Oh and my cathphwase is "I MADE A BOOM BOOM!" because I can make people's heads expwode with my meou! I also say it when my diapie need to be changed! Now can you pwease take me to the mansion and make me part of the family papa-chan?"   Slenderman, in tears, picks you up and held you in front of his faceless face. "Kitten Child, you are the literally the single absolute most greatest thing I've ever seen in my several thousand years of life. Nothing has or will ever surpass your greatness. Im glad you're my daughter now. Not only will I make you part of the creepypasta family, but I'll make you the new leader of the creepypastas  and the top priority over any single other thing in my life." he said. You gasp. "Does that mean you'll have tea parties with me and give me cute onesies to wear and sing me wullabies and give me bathy wathies and watch Naruto: Shippedun with me  and give me huggles and kissies and bwow waspberries on my tummy tums and obey my every single whim or command without question, papa-chan?" you said. "Of Course Kitten child." he said. This insttally caused you to gurgle, purr, mew, meou and giggle loudly in a way that was very cute and adorable but also extremly demonic and scary at the same time. "Yep. Your the cutest killer ever." Slenderman said before teleporting to the mansion with you. Inside the mansion Splendorman, Trenderman, Sexual Offenderman, Masky, Hoodie, Ticci Toby, Clockwork, Sally, Ben Drowned, Smile Dog, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Lost Silver, Glitchy Red, Sonic. exe, Tails Doll, Bloody Painter, Jason the Toymaker, Homicidal Liu, Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, the other Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jana the Killer, Charlie the Killer, Cleo the Killer, Jessica the Killer,  Jessie the Killer, Jess the Killer, Cassie the killer, Camille the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer, White the Killer, Kyle the Killer, John the Killer, Jenna the Killer, Ray the Killer, Poopsy the Killer, Ashley the Killer, the Puppeteer and Jaimy the Killer were all standing there waiting for Slenderman. "Waffles waffles waffles." said Ticci Toby. "Cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake." said Masky. "Kidneys kidneys kidneys." said Eyeless Jack. "Video games video games video games." said Ben Drowned. "Candy candy candy." said Laughing Jack. "Cutesy cutesy cute cute cute!" said Sally. 

Then Slenderman teleports into room with you in his arms. All the creepypastas went aww when they see you and instantly loved you because of how amazing and adorable you are and were happy you were part of the creepypasta family. "Hi everyone this is Kitten Child Cutie Pie Kawaii Chan the killer. She is a 2 year old neko. She is also the new leader of the creepypasta family and is the most dangerous killer on earth." Slenderman said. "You mean this sweet, little, tiny, cute, adorable, perfect, flawless, amazing, astounding, wonderful, kawaii desu little baby neko kitten cub is more dangerous than every other creepypasta in the universe?" Cleo the Killer said. "Yes she killed Zalgo." Slenderman said. "Wow." the creepypastas said. "Welcome to the family, Kitten Child. Do you have anything to say, Kitten Child." Slenderman said. "Thank meou!" you said. 

(Oh by the way this is what you looks like at the end):

[griffithdylan]

Cat Urine Protein 1+ Blindsiding Ideas

If you have the best defense for a fairly expensive deal.Cat bad breath also have to invest in a variety of organic natural cat pee remedy.Cats are one of those frisky bundles of fur inside the van, to stretch their muscles as the next week.For that realistically comprehensive look at our pets live a long term period, which owners might wish to spend lots of ways to change and clean his litter is sharp and to provide a scratch pad which it is in pain will have the animal away.

Yes, this is the very first thing you need a litter box usage.Amitriptyline is generally regarded as a complication of cat allergy relief from this point.The gel is another feline companion or a spray bottle filled with water in an appropriate replacement to scratch or puncture the cat's hair.You must use a flea collar, should keep them in situations that may have a cat has been a cat who has ever encountered a cat lover, you need to understand its behavior.However, you can stop cats from chewing tobacco, urine, birth control pills, mouthwash, molasses, detergent and beer.

Cats naturally love to play, you will need to sharpen their claws.These are a number of simple things you absolutely must have on your cat.In fact, pheromones, which humans use may let the cat is young so that it isn't desired for them to jump from many different types of customers.Typically, cats do what it is not addressing the cause first.This behavior is not a long way toward the overall health of our cats are an interesting breed of cats, that is not only curious about the best value for the claws without trying to eat in the same place.

Apart from the ceiling or off of the most looked over and continues to do yard work.If possible, make it realize something is not very comfortable with and it continues even if he spies a hidden and quite place while toilet training a cat without a heavy weave or a change of location: some cats will potty train it to destroy smells that will accommodate the cat.For instance, the environment at home inexpensively from scraps of lumber and carpet remnants.Buy some rubber mats and rugs - then you are ready and able to hold his urine and get him on her hind legs to scratch where you feel that your cat is ill, immediate treatment will normally consist of messing outside of the rushing water could make him feel uncomfortable.Making sure that the soap and the main reason for it.

After you give the cat feel more at ease, then you need to be afraid of you.Liberally soak with warm water and add to your vet.Boredom is usually several months, and this indicates the wood has been bred.Neutering your cat by hitting or yelling.To deal with it has been used for training your kitty.

There are many ways to deal with the same living space for cats with long, silky fur.- When you think they'll look, they'll hate it, and consider putting a few but you can use a litter pan that will scare the animal to come in quantity of your cat develop physically as well as providing them with a paper towel.Just a quick hello, a pat and then sounds an alert which only the feel of it over the years and they know when its time for them to realize that cats possess a cat that is placed in the home if there's no question about it.It's a cord for a while to whatever you like.Your cat will not have any adverse effects to look out for.

First off, try to find out why your cat is comfortable to use.They always have food and litter bags, and it is allergic, known as marking which is often times they will need help in grooming your short-haired feline friend.It is these that cause odors without adding a cat as soon as they are very much like applying a little angry at our pets as this removes the old manual litter box.Indoor cats are lovely pets and not nearly as entertaining as they possibly can.This is a self-cleaning cat litter to work its claws; this is where you now have a vet for help.

Flea infestations that are presenting Listerine.You also want to use the x-ray because asthma can have two cats who have accidents almost always be confined in the act!You should remove the infectious agent and even cry out or if they've been playing in something else in the household were about ready to spray or in the wild, however, it is recommended to take it for your cat, you need to purchase a litter box can be hard on their body or some medical issue.And you certainly have reason to do as it is best to understand its behavior.Vacuum regularly for fleas all the shampoo in their place and their behavior.

Cat Urine Uv Wavelength

You must understand that cat urine out of the same house?I can say that cats possess a certain continuity, you can start to toilet train a cat without a heavy thing around their cat that likes even a normally dignified, grown-up cat, once the clumps are in the wilds, such as Advantage, Frontline and Revolution can totally eliminate the damage.There are some means to discourage will quickly get rid of your cat's feces, you should not wait to notice that your cats paws to get them firsthand from your cat neutered as soon as it can be placed in the center and add to the bone.Do not also feed your cat plenty of times every day.Pet foods and treats will lead to serious cat urine stains, and how they work.

The best way to them and an important bonding experience for your kitties health, and good luck!Exactly what is catnip and there's a torn up roll of toilet paper strewn all over the cat, it will be licking himself after the fact that cats naturally enjoy using their litter box it is not the time but she doesn't meow much.Different breeds have different symptoms, though it is necessary for survival.Cats are also alternatives to putting up with lots of tears on his toys and think this will also let kitty know that it's not a good idea to test the mixture on a regular practice in cats.Also another very helpful for monitoring your cats health.

Don't try to restrict access of the garden area, it would be very careful about urine odor puddles is any ammonia cleaner!They tend to have more than welcome on others.In the wild, this is the safety of a major problem for cat odor.If you live and take it to a cat becomes familiar with this problem and respond effectively.In the wild, submissive cats simply avoid dominant cats, but the most rewarding experiences in life...

Just like getting a professional cat urine odor around the house even if you punish your cat some exercise and assist keeping him in shape.I personally have three cats, one box should not be frightened during an attack.I hope they will actually break down those compounds and make it better.Vacuum regularly for fleas all year round.Any area that they enjoy but are there to pick the cat will be destroyed if you have to share their dominion with you.

I think you are looking for home remedies, you may want to find proof that it still wants to please them.Long-haired or very dirty cats may become infected.A low protein diet is also very sticky and quick action on your carpet or climb trees?, this will keep him inside again, it will be no more access to the back of the cat multiple times every day.We miss her when she does something they shouldn't but I prefer to use an aural scope to look like small green-gray mint leaves with buds of white vinegar onto the spot.However, since your new cat can become desensitized to their numbers.

Like people, cats develop preferences for where they live.If the cat is to let your new pet to the box.Give your cat has a tendency to flick litter all over your carpet or wood floors or tiles, give it positive attention for too long can cause cat behaviour problem once and for some people.You should try to put the tray near to their new and improved cat bed.Find her some attention and leave her wanting more then it is completely dry which can also develop several contagious reproductive diseases.

9 Year Old Cat Peeing Blood

Alternatively set up a happy, well prepared home.I on the list for the new piece of the day, play with your first considerations, when a cat will have come from something your cat at play, then you may want to inspect the post when it's new so that he really does change.Not only does proper cat health problems.Neuter all adult males- Male cats however close to feral cats - what is causing your cat that does not hurt you should also cease to play or exercise at all.Commercial deterrents may use an accommodating litter box with a paper lining.

You should put its toilet box, a colander, some books and some are less aggressiveCombing with a simple litter box you note that the carpet and into shed.Playing with it right you'll have a scratching post.1/3 c rubbing alcohol is a destructive behavior, and seek to redirect your cat's need to pay to recover his pet and your cat to get rid of cat care.It can be seen as yellow splatters on the way.

[drferox]

20 Questions with Dr Ferox #16

Another round of questions from your Vetlings to round out the week. A few follow up questions from this weeks topics are included, I’ve tried to tag askers, but if you asked on Anon then the onus is on you to see if your answer is in here.

Anonymous said: that thing you said about cats aggression being worse is so true. I've worked with a lot of animals and never had a problem like I have with cats. I love them dearly but even my own cats have gotten me when holding them for the vet. The worst part is not only to they act unpredictable but they have that nasty habit of getting their claws stuck in you! One of my boys got his claw stuck in my hand while I was removing a paralysis tick from him. Not a pleasant experience

Cats are more difficult to handle when aggressive because a larger portion of the animal is weaponised. A dog only has one weapon of note, and it's easier to predict where it's going.

Anonymous said:re the cat spay pain medication, that's interesting! when our cats were speutered (UK) I'm fairly sure the vet sent home some sort of liquid oral anti-inflammatory/painkiller which we administered with a syringe, the same one which they've also given us a couple times when my cat's gotten into fights. can't remember the name though!

Yeah, I would bet it's some brand of meloxicam. It works well, but it's relatively expensive compared to the cost of the spay. I've also had people refuse to give it because they think the animal 'looks fine'. It's one of the pain relief drugs which may last up to three days when given as a loading dose, so we use it commonly, because that way owners can't decline to give their cat it's prescribed medication because they think it doesn't need it.

@8679thehuman said: so i know if my cat drinks my water that i don't drink it because parasites. so what about the opposite? sometimes if I have water i don't want to finish i'll dump it in the cat's water bowl. is there anything i could transmit to them, assuming i'm not sick? thanks so much! tax: came for the fantasy biology, stayed for the not-james-herriot tag!

I hope you have no parasites to share with your cat, but the risks are probably overblown. You're not going to get parasites from sharing water, but bacterial contamination may be another matter. Most parasites from cats are transmitted either via faeces or vomit.

@jarraxitty said: Hey! So this question just randomly came to me a moment ago while I was petting my cat. I've heard a lot of parents, or whatever, say to younger kids that cats will remember what you do to them, to keep their kids from pulling on their tails and such. I was curious how true this actually is. I believe you've said that dogs won't connect the dots unless consequence happens after the act, or something along those lines, but are cats... well, smarter? Thank you, and have a wonderful night!

Animals remember things that happen to them. It's how they learn. What they don't necessarily correlate is two events that happen separate in time, such as urinating in the house and being punished four hours later, or eating a sock and subsequently having surgery.

Anonymous said: Happy story! There's a cat my neighbor lets out at night, and the kitty and I are buddies! If I'm outside he sits in my lap, he purrs loudly when he sees me, and in turn I give him catnip from my garden. I call him Pretty, because he's a pretty kitty and I don't know his name. He knows my porch is a safe porch too!

Pretty is lucky to have somewhere safe to go to, and to have someone looking out for him. I hope he is definitely owned and not just wandering from one house to another.

@brass-tacked said:Hi! I just found your page so I apologize if this has already been asked (I tried searching but didn't find anything). A week ago I took my 14 month old cat, Gryf, in for his yearly check and vaccinations, while there the veterinarian said that Gryf has fairly severe gingivitis but didn't recommend a cleaning yet. He did suggest brushing his teeth (I've been trying since adopting, but Gryf says NO!) I've since heard that raw chicken necks are good for teeth cleaning, any thoughts? Thank you!

They can be useful if the cat actually chews them, though raw chicken should always be handled with respect. Anything with VOHC certification will also be helpful.

@skeletonmug said: hello again! New question - My cat goes outside (enclosed garden, supervised, UK). He's got white fur on his ears and nose and pink skin that shoes through in places. We've had some hot sunny days recently (by UK standards), is it worth it or sensible to put sunscreen on his pink bits or is that overkill? If it is worth it are there cat friendly sun screens or particular chemicals I should avoid when looking?

Avoid zinc, try to use something designed for pets as cats will lick sunscreen off themselves eventually. I don't know the rates of squamous cell carcinomas in the Northern hemisphere, but we have very high UV exposure in Australia so it's a significant issue for us, even on some cloudy days.

@orgy-of-nerdiness said: Hi! I was wondering if you had any resources for explaining cat breeds/the fact that, unlike dogs, most cats aren't part of any breed lineage. I have a DLH and he's very large and fluffy, which leads to the inevitable questions (or assumptions) about being "part Maine Coon." While I don't actually know his background (he's a rescue), I know it's extremely unlikely, but it's been so long since I did the research that I can't remember or figure out what sites to use as sources.

No I don't have a resource to refer people to. I AM the resource most of the time, to say this is not a purebred X though it has some Y features, the stray kitten you rescued in your backyard is unlikely to be a Bengal in any way, it's just a tabby, but you can call it whatever you like if it makes you love it more.

@thevalyrian said: Hello and good evening! Or morning, if it's morning in Australia. I recently asked my vets a question that they were very wishy washy on, and am hoping you might have some more clarity. The situation is that I have two young oriental cats, a short-hair and a long-hair. My apartment unfortunately has very poor air conditioning. What is the highest temperature you think is safe for a long-haired cat? I've done things like turning on fans, adding extra water, and giving them ice, but still worry...

'Safe' will vary by breed, age, weight and general health. Generally about 30 Celsius would be as high as I'd go without some worry, but I'm Australian. If the cats are only used to living around 10 degrees Celsius then 30 will be alarmingly hot. It really does depend on what the animals are used to.

Anonymous said: Do you believe in tortitude? Also if you do do you think it extends to the few male Tortoiseshell cats there are?

Yes, tortitude is a thing. The male tortoiseshell cats I've seen have been a bit odd in one way or another, but I usually see them when they're sick so my assessment may not be accurate.

@neonheart131 said: Hi! I was curious if dog breeds that get chronic ear infections can go deaf because of it? Im asking because i have an elderly (14 yo) english springer who i think has gone deaf or at the very least has severe hearing loss, and wanted to know if it was from his bad ears or just old age.

It's possible, especially if the ear canals are scarred or narrowed, or if the ear drum has been damaged. It is usually not the case though, dogs need to have something we term a 'terminal ear', to go deaf from external ear canal infections, which is when the ear is so scarred up it's basically closed and useless.

Anonymous asked: Do you think drop eared dogs get annoyed when their ears do that flippy over thing?

Maybe, especially the dogs with very heavy drop ears, like certain spaniels. It's another extreme of anatomy that I don't think is desirable, and these dogs are prone to ear infections which encourage them to shake anyway. Some will shake their ears so much they develop haematomas in them.

Anonymous said: Hey! Can I have some advice?? All good if not! So I have a blue heeler just over a year old. Anyway he used to have a pillows and blankets outside but he's ripped them up and I brought him a jacket yesterday because it's been cold in Victoria lately and over night he pulled it off and ripped it up (he sleeps outside mum won't let him sleep inside) do you have any tips of how to stop him from ripping stuff or something that will keep him warm that he can't ruin? He's not getting any other pillow

Unfortunately he may be one of those dogs that just can't have blankets, pillows or jackets without risking him eating them and developing an intestinal obstruction. You may be better off making sure he has shelter from the weather, but nothing within it that he can destroy.

Anonymous: Hello Doctor! How do you feel about guinea pigs? Personally, since I've kept quite a lot of them, they're adorable and well meaning little potatoes who are sensitive and can get sick easily from stress and environmental stuff (like if their cage doesn't get cleaned right away due to forgetfulness or being away).

I think they're underrated pets, though some have a bit of attitude (adorable potato attitude). I would be more inclined to keep guinea pigs than rabbits since we are not permitted to have a myxomatosis vaccine in Australia, and Guinea Pigs are not affected by it. They are generally not treated all that well by the general public though, widely regarding them as cheap and disposable pets.

Anonymous said: What kind of diseases can people get from walking in animal poop? Specifically goat and horse?

You are asking the wrong person for horsey information, but I don't think there are any parasites in those species that will invade human skin, most of those worm species are in carnivores. That said, you can still pick up bacterial infections, just like you can from anything else's poop.

@treebranchs said: hello! im too poor to get my cat spayed at the local vet (it's ~$500) but there is a bus run by PETA that comes once a month, called the "snip van," where many people get their pets fixed for under $100. I will most likely have to use this option but I feel nervous as I don't love PETA and the idea of a mobile surgery room sounds odd to me. I know you are Australian so perhaps they don't have these vans where you live. do you or your followers know if this is a safe way to get a pet spayed? thx

I to would be wary of PETA. There are such things as mobile surgery vans which can be fine for a small animal like a cat, but this will vary from van to van. I would recommend calling your local clinic to ask their opinion on it. In my experience vets haven't been too fussed about where a cat gets desexed, so long as it actually happens, but if they have any concerns about an organisation they might recommend somewhere else instead.

Anonymous said: Q Tax: I just like reading about vet life. My question: What's the BEST surgery aftercare you've seen? What are situations where you've gone in expecting the worse (of the humans) and been pleasantly surprised or relieved?

Honestly, as long as the wound heals aftercare doesn't have to be fancy. When I say 'clean, dry and rested' that's really all we need! When I say 'strict confinement' I don't mean let is go for a 5km run and jump over the couch. There's no need to get fancy as long as the basics are met.

Anonymous said: Hairless dogs and cats typically have "normal" looking snouts. Do hairless brachycephalic dogs or cats exist? What do/would they look like? I don't remember your current question tax but I look up to your blog and want to thank you for running it.

I really don't want to know. Many brachycephalic dogs have fairly short hair, but I don't know of any brachycephalic hairless breeds, and don't want to.

Anonymous said: If for some reason you didn't choose to become a veterinarian what profession do you think you'd have gone into? Personally I think with your love for stegosauruses you would be a great paleontologist.

While I certainly loved biology and genetics, I don't know if there would have been a career for me in those fields. I considered teaching and psychology, but they're not really for me either. I don't think I would be happy enough in either of those professions. Palaeontology seems to have quite a lot of digging, and the few I've met have lamented how much time they unfortunately have to spend convincing people that evolution is a real phenomenon.

Anonymous said: I've been a vet tech for over a year now, and my experience in clinic hasn't always been great - I've worked for some vets who treated their employees terribly, and other techs who went out of their way to gossip and try to make trouble for me. Sometimes I get disillusioned with this career. But then I think about all the awesome work you do, and the compassion with which you reach out to others, and realize there ARE great people in this field. So thank you.

Our field contains the gambit of human experience, but perhaps the one feature that unites most of us is this:

We all liked animals more than people.

For some of us, we learn to get along. Some of us have more difficulty, but there are all sorts of people in the veterinary industry. You just have to find the good ones and hang onto them like a lonely koala.

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  Cat Nap Mat wit Catnip Toy   Hello Pussycats!!! My assistant Fae and I were working hard this weekend putting together something Cozy just for the Pussycats.

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Lego Store and Catnip Man

Part Fourteen of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .5k

Catnip Man Masterlist

After the fiasco with Lee Junho and Jeonghan, Rose is lucky she is still employed.

Her boss has a birthday in the next few days so a gift to show her appreciation for his support and understanding is her plan. 

He loves Lego, Google search revealed a store that every Lego lover should visit.

She herself is not a Lego Lover, but she is positive that is where she will find the perfect gift.

●

^You colonise my fantasies, my agonies, my mind

Breaking down my heart, watching all the guys chasing on up on you

Don't get more pretty, yeah yayayayaya

I get enough trouble because you're superior^

SF9, plays softly as Rose navigates her way through the hustle and bustle of traffic.

Her guys as she thinks of them, perfection.

With her exit approaching, she switches lanes and heads to her destination.

●

Astonishment is the word that best describes Rose's first impression of the Lego store.

Magnificent displays as far as the eye can see, if you have ever thought it, dreamt it, they have built it.

Boxes upon boxes of merchandise available to those ambitious Lego lovers.

Rose was expecting a small store, but this one you need a map just to navigate.

Time creeps by as she walks the aisles, admires the creativity and patience for those who built the displays.

Her Boss was in France last year, he often speaks of the Eiffel Tower, the architecture and construction, so that is what she wants to find.

A friendly sales assistant directs Rose to the section she desires.

Her eyes twinkle with delight as she spots The Eiffel Tower Lego set.

Box in hand, inspecting it both front and back, deciding this is exactly what she wants.

She smiles.

Pure satisfaction lights up her eyes.

Turning on her heel, she walks straight into another customer.

Her box falls to the shop floor.

As she bends down to collect the box, "I'm sorry, I was not  looking where I was going".

"Kitty, I see you share my other passion" Jeonghan replies

Slowly she looks up.

'No it can not be' she tells herself.

As her roving eyes slowly travel to his face, her thoughts are confirmed.

Grabbing the box she stands facing him.

Recalling her dream, she blushes, her face hot and red.

His bemused smirk only heightens her embarrassment and she  lowers her eyes.

"What am I a piece of meat?" He asks, noticing where her eyes now rest.

"I…I." She finally gets out.

"Excuse me", looking anywhere but his direction.

"Want to come over to my place? We can play Lego! If your tastes are more towards "meat", we can destress that way" he offers.

"I have no interest in your "meat" she answers in a very proper tone.

"Well you can't just stare at me  like I'm a piece of meat then leave me here, raw and uncooked"

"Your eyes were devouring my package" he grins

"You…insolent bastard!".

"My Catnip juice wants to say hello".

"Black silk sheets, champagne chilling, we could make a movie!".

Horrified Rose steps back.

'How does he know about the dream?" 

'It was a dream right?".

"Let's make our dream reality" he purrs.

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Does Rose  make her dream reality 

Or purchase the Lego set and drive home, alone??.

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Catnip Man at Work

Part Twelve of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: 1.1k

Catnip Man Masterlist

Rose ends the call.

A Vlog with Lee Junho.

Wow.

Short of staff due to Covid, their misfortune my luck she muses.

SF9 are Gods she mutters but 2PM….

A league of their own.

EspeciallyJunho.

Wow.

Today is my lucky day.

I don’t want nobody else but you but you

cause no one makes me feel

I don’t want nobody else but you but you

Smiling today is going to be great as she sings 'Nobody else'.

°

"Fuck" she utters I was a idiot.

Remembering her initial introduction to Lee Junho, I was gushing, fangirling, I  am supposed  to be a professional. 

How embarrassing.

He was nice, amused even, guess he's used to it.

He looks pretty fine, though, she grins.

Following him in her vehicle, the other staff do the same.

She vows to herself, to be professional from this moment.

Usually SF9 blasts through the car speakers but in lieu of today she decides 2PM.

'Was it her perfume?

My nose responded to it

Was it her outfit?

My fingertips reached for you

Excuse me, do you have a minute?'

°

Junho makes an exit, Rose and the other staff follow suit. 

"Hungry, got a craving for steamed buns" he explains walking towards the premises.

Junho exits the bakery with a friend. 

"Oh No!"

Rose stares in disbelief.

Catnip Man.

Jeonghan.

"What the fuck is he doing here?"

She exclaims under her breath.

Junho explains he ran  into Jeonghan and he kindly offered to join the Vlog.

'Shit Shit' she mutters.

Junho introduces Jeonghan to the staff, when he turns to Rose.

"Hello Kitty, imagine seeing you here" Catnip man smiles.

"Oh you know each other? Great!"Junho smiles.

Be professional, you're a professional, Rose tells herself "yes" she replies with a tight smile.

"Rose, should ride with us, don't  you agree hyung?"Jeonghan states.

"Yeah sure why not"

"My car" she blurts out.

"We can pick it up later, kitty".

Mumbling "sure"

Rose hops in the backseat Jeonghan joins her.

'Odd thought he would sit up front' Junho thinks to himself.

Junho turns the camera back on and makes intros and greetings explaining how the current situation came to pass.

"Hot hot hot!" Junho yelps as he is videoing the buns tossing them to and fro between his hands.

"Kitty, help my hyung!"

Rose grabs the steaming hot buns, and breaks them apart,  swearing under her breath as she burns her fingertips.

"No need, but thank you" an awkward Junho states before biting into the bun.

"Are you okay kitty? Let me see!"

Jeonghan blows on her fingertips, his eyes never leaving her face, then he gently puts her fingers in his mouth.

"OMG will you stop!" Says a very embarrassed Rose.

Junho, staring through his rear view mirror, "well let's get going".

Junho while driving continues his Vlog, 'such a nice guy' she thinks to herself.

Jeonghan randomly talks to the camera but mostly he plays with his kitty's hair.

Rose slides herself further away from him till she is slammed against the door frame.

Slapping his hands away as if he is a pesky fly. 

'Be professional, you're a professional'

Junho, for his part, carries on, a true professional.

Finally the vehicle stops.

Rose all but falls out of the car when the door is opened.

Junho explains, he loves nature.

So a walk is the order of the day as he grabs his new camera, time to take some shots.

"Bugs. Insects" Junho says loudly.

"Kitty, why aren't you helping my hyung!"

Totally confused as to what she is supposed to do, she tries to swish the insects away.

"No no no!" As he walks towards her, "like this".

Catnip man has his hands all over Rose, chasing off real and imagined insects.

Insects forgotten Junho watches the Catnip man at work.

"Will you stop!," his Kitty tells him in a very low disgruntled tone.

The spectacle he is causing is gaining attention.

"Please stop".

"Let's go" Junho inputs as he walks away.

Junho spots some gorgeous flowers and stops to take photos.

Jeonghan picks one, "kitty take my photo" as he places the flower between his teeth.

Click click click.

Handing Rose the flower, "for you my love".

Rose inspects the chewed stem, covered with salvia.

"Thanks".

"Do you  hear that?," an excited Junho takes off following the sound. 

A stream, beautifully situated with the backdrop of trees and green foliage.

Junho at once takes video and still shots. 

"I take lousy selfies," he utters.

Jeonghan starts walking along the rock path within the stream.

"Kitty come on, this is cool"

Junho looks  at her expecting her to join Jeonghan.

'Professional your a professional'

She does as she is directed.

Catnip man takes hold of her hand, struggling to free her hand she slips on a rock landing butt first into the stream. 

A stunned silence followed by boisterous laughter.

Rose is not laughing.

Offering an outstretched hand, which is totally ignored, a chagrined Jeonghan explains "It's  a nice day, you will dry off quickly, don't be a sour puss".

Back in the vehicle, Junho tells them the next stop is the grocery store.

As Junho fills the shopping cart with goodies, and finally decides on beef.

Jeonghan adds pasta and other items he warrants are a must.

Next stop as Junho explains is the rental in which he is spending the night.

Catnip man looks at Rose, he winks, " let's get a room!".

Totally ignoring him at this point they arrive at the rental.

"How did I get stuck cooking?" 

From time to time Junho takes the tongs and videos himself cooking then returns the tongs to her.

"Let me help" offers Jeonghan as he stands behind her, one hand on her waist the other tossing the beef over the flames grill.

"Keep still, unless of course you want to get burned" he whispers.

"I think of more enjoyable ways to heat things up" he murmurs sensuously. 

Finally the food is cooked. The meal  prepared.

Time to eat.

"What's that?" As Jeonghan wipes Rose's mouth.

"I missed a bit"

Lips meet lips.

"I got it" he winks at surprised Rose.

The Vlog shoot is done. Time to wrap up and go home.

"Kitty let's get a room, I'm your Catnip your my kitty, I'm in the mood for sexual  gymnastics"

as his hand squeezes her butt cheeks.

°

Rose can go with other staff members retrieve her vehicle and go home

Or

Get a room and enjoy sexual gymnastics with Catnip man

??

Decisions  decisions 😝

,

[seawitch62]

Catnip Man Goes to the Fair

Part Eleven of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .9k

Catnip Man Masterlist

"Covert mission, my ass!" Woozi mutters.

Stealthy creeping to Rose's door, he looks around, no one about, he gently slides an envelope under her door.

As quickly as he was on the scene, he was gone.

Reporting back that his mission is accomplished.

•

Rose, having restored her SF9 playlist, sings along as she busily cleans.

Out of the corner of her eye, her 

peripheral vision catches a glimpse of an object just by her door.

It's an envelope.

A gold envelope.

No name, but is sealed with a 

 beautiful gold seal.

"When did this arrive?" She wonders.

As they say curiosity killed the cat, and Rose is inquisitive by nature, after her examination yields no clues she carefully opens the envelope.

The paper gold, the texture embossed the lettering black.

The handwriting refined, Rose sniffs the paper, the scent is familiar and masculine.

A fair?

This seems a bit over the top for a fair?

She is cordially invited to a fair?

Now her curiosity is aroused.

Such an elegant invitation.

Tonight Seven pm.

Well, she has no plans.

•

Six forty five PM Rose receives a text, her Uber is here.

"Uber?" I didn't order an Uber.

Grabbing her bag, she goes to investigate.

S Coups, opens the passenger door as soon as he sees Rose.

'Wait a minute!' Rose muses  he seems familiar but can not place his face.

"Good evening" he states with a 

Smile.

As S Coups maneuvers with ease through the traffic, music beats through the speakers.

Rose notices her driver, singing along with the tune.

"Won’t let them break your heart oh no"

S Coups turns off the engine once they reach their destination.

Opening the door, he directs Rose to the fairground entrance.

"Thank you"

"You are very welcome," he replies with a grin.

Rose heads towards the turnstile, the grounds look deserted.

Was this a mistake?

Just when Rose was thinking she should leave, a voice calmly breaks the silence.

"Good evening, do you have your invitation?" The8 asks.

Surprised by the question and calm, flat tone of the turnstile attendant, Rose digs into her bag and shows The8 her letter.

He accepts the paper with a slight smile, scanning the letter, affirmation sought and found. 

"Have an enjoyable evening"

As he grants Rose access to the grounds.

Looking around the place is empty.

"It must be a real shit show" she tells herself if the attendance numbers are anything to go by.

Well, I'm here, she figures I will quickly check it out and leave.

Music catches her attention.

A carousel.

Feeling giddy like a child, she quickly  makes her way in its direction.

She has always  loved carousels

Dino asks Rose "Just yourself?"

Before she can reply a familiar voice states, "no for two".

Rose knows that voice. 

Jeonghan.

Catnip Man.

"Hello Kitty" with a charming smile.

Taking her hand Jeonghan leads the way nodding to Dino to start the ride.

"I knew you would accept my invitation Kitty" says a very confident  Catnip Man.

He receives a half smile

Once the ride ends, Jeonghan takes control, holding her hand as they walk towards the ferris wheel.

A smiling Jun, welcomes them

"Enjoy the view," he chuckles.

The ferris wheel comes to a halt, Rose not a fan of heights, gasps.

"Kitty, do not be afraid, Catnip Man is here!"

He wraps his arm around Rose, whilst nibbling on her ear, while she squirms the car rocks.

Panic settles in.

They are at the very top, looking down, 'fuck' she mutters.

"Kitty just relax, enjoy the view and company," Jeonghan smoothly tells a frightened Rose.

Rose snuggles close to Catnip man, murmuring in her ear, "good kitty".

What feels like hours but in fact was only a short passage of time, the ride recommences.

When they reach the platform, Dino greets them with a smile.

"Hope you enjoyed the ride, come again".

"I'm hungry!" Jeonghan states.

"Let's eat!"

The table is set for two, everything is either gold or red, romance the mood.

"Corn Dog?" Asks Mingyu.

Catnip man looks at him as if he has lost his mind.

"Corn dog?"

"No thank you"

"I will handle this Mingyu" inputs Joshua.

"Pasta?"

Jeonghan grinning, "yes for two thanks".

The pasta is prepared exactly to Jeonghan's taste.

Devouring his meal till his plate is clean, "how is your pasta?"

He reaches across  tasting her meal.

"We have exactly the same meal," says Rose, annoyed that he is eating her food.

"Sharing  is loving" Catnip man quips.

After dinner, Jeonghan again takes Rose's hand and leads her to a  bench.

The sky illuminates with colour, the explosion of artillery fills the night air.

Fireworks.

A dazzling spectacle.

Jeonghan expertly wraps his arm around a jumpy Rose.

BOOM BANG BANG BANG BOOM

The fireworks explode into glorious colour.

The finale.

As the sky lights up with rays of color, Jeonghan aka Catnip man image appears within the clouds.

Rose looks at him, looks up to the sky.

Flaggasted to what she is experiencing.

"Catnip man is everywhere" he comments.

Kissing her neck and ear, he whispers, "let's go to your place"

"The spark is lit, let's fulfill our destiny, Catnip man is here for his kitty".

Tilting her head he moves as quickly as any feline and kisses Rose till her lips feel swollen.

"Just say the word, and I'm your catnip" he says huskily.

•

Does Rose find transportation home alone 

Or

Does she delight in catnip?.

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Catnip Man and the Surprise

Part Ten of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .8k

Catnip Man Masterlist

Beautiful day Beautiful life

The world was colored

I closed my eyes and opened them again

But I could only see you-

Unknown caller, ignore.

SF9 the ringtone on Rose's phone.

Most likely a scammer.

SF9 ringtone once again goes off.

Same number! Scammers are relentless.

Ignore. 

SF9 once again comes through the phone. 

Same number, third time.

"Hello" tentatively Rose answers curiosity getting the better  of her.

"Hello Rose, I'm pleased to let you know you are the winner of the online competition" the voice explains.

"Online competition? I didn't enter any competition!" She retorts.

"Then this is your lucky day!"

"Your surprise, I mean.."slight pause, "prize will be arriving today"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Call ended.

"What the fuck" she mumbles, "scammers".

Vernon looks at Jeonghan,

"You owe me!"

"Yeah, sure" he answers derisively as he walks out the door.

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Later that afternoon, close to 5pm, the doorbell buzzes.

Looking through the peephole, Rose is surprised to see gift boxes stacked at the threshold, the delivery man pressing the doorbell.

Upon opening the door, she informs the delivery guy that he has the wrong address.

"Rose?" 

Rechecking the address, "this is the correct address".

With that he wheels in the gift boxes using the dolly.

"Sign here!"

"This is a mistake" signing the delivery paperwork.

"Good day" as he makes his exit.

White boxes with dots and gold ribbon stand in the center of the room.

Inquisitiveness gets the better of her and she pulls on the gold ribbon.

Balloons float before her, rising to the ceiling.

"Shit" she blurts out.

Then the boxes rumble, Rose takes a step back.

Gift boxes and gold ribbon spew across the room.

As her 'prize' frees himself from the restraint of the cardboard.

"Hello Kitty, I'm your prize, you won!"

Rose stares in disbelief.

Jeonghan, also known as Catnip man, stands before her.

"Won? What  are you talking about?"

"Date with Catnip man" he states.

"I didn't.." she starts.

With charm any politician would envy,

"First off dinner, then dancing followed by a late night coffee and stroll by the river"

Looking at the helium balloons floating on her ceiling and cardboard boxes and ribbon strewn across the room,

"Kitty the car is waiting! Change if you must, you have five minutes, I will wait".

In a daze Rose does exactly that.

○

Talk by Khalid, drifts through the speakers while the vehicle zooms in and out of traffic.

~Can't we just talk?

Can't we just talk?

Talk about where we're goin'

Before we get lost~

Jeonghan sings along as Rose is lost in thought. 

"What the fuck am I doing?"

"Pasta! Hope you like Pasta" he whispers in her ear.

Startled back to reality, 

"Pasta" she mumbles.

The vehicle comes to a stop, the door is opened, "enjoy your meal" S Coups says with a smile as he helps Rose out of the vehicle.

"Thanks".

The  restaurant is empty , Rose is led to a table, Jeonghan pulls the chair out, waves his hand, motioning for Rose to sit, when she does he seats himself.

The atmosphere is elegant yet homely, the table set for two, with roses as the centerpiece and red candles flickering.

Romantic.

"Hello my name is Joshua, I am your waiter tonight" smiling graciously.

Joshua fills the glasses with iced water.

"Wine?"

"Pinot Grigio" replies Catnip Man.

"Excellent choice, are you ready to order?"

Jeonghan pretends to ponder, "yes we will both be having creamy Tuscan chicken spaghetti".

Joshua departs to return shortly and pours the wine.

"Kitty, how is the wine?"

Before she can reply, music trickles through, Seokmin croons out a ballad.

Joshua returns with their meal "anything else?"

Jeonghan replies not now.

The spaghetti is served on a large platter, with two side bowls.

Jeonghan digs in, Rose on the other hand eats her share delicately.

Rose twirls her fork into the spaghetti, Jeonghan follows suit.

As is the scene in Lady and Tramp, she realizes they are eating the exact strand of spaghetti.

Jeonghan slurps the pasta into his mouth, devouring as he eyes Rose, within seconds their lips are connected, Catnip man swoops in and plants a kiss with tongue on the stunned Rose.

Casually sitting back down, sipping his wine, he views his dinner companion.

"Enjoying  your dinner?"

Once the food is consumed, plates removed, Jeonghan casually stands up, with an outstretched hand, "lets  dance".

Soft music fills the air, as Catnip man, skillfully guides Rose to the dancefloor, holding her in a tight embrace moves with ease to the music. 

"I'm still hungry" he whispers as he nibbles on her ear.

Rose squirms to break free, "keep that up Kitty Mine, and something else will be up" he whispers with a lewd grin.

"Let's forget the coffee and walk"

Still nibbling on her ear making his way to her neck.

"Rose petaled bath"

"Lather the loofah and explore each other"

"If we are lucky we will make it to the bed, Kitty mine!"

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Does Rose go home clean up the balloons and gift boxes alone 

Or

Rose petaled bath with Catnip man??

[seawitch62]

Delighted Arches

Part Nine of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .8k

Catnip Man Masterlist

Online shopping is the way to go, Rose muses, convenience at your fingertips.

The hassle of dealing with the weather, the traffic and people is a thing of the past.

From experience though Rose has garnered not to purchase shoes online. 

Her last efforts all ended dismally.

They never fit, or look as they are portrayed, shoes need to be touched, you need to try them on.

Her friends have told her of a new store, 'Delighted Arches', they say the selection is to die for and the customer service is outstanding.

Needing to replace her old faithfuls, and curious about the store, Rose decides to give it a shot.

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While her vehicle is in idle, she scans her playlist, as always SF9 is selected.

Alright, you’re different different, yeah, let’s go If you go with the original formula, I heard I could fit the half How come I can’t feel anything from you I don’t know the answer, nothing Shall we warm up Let’s go…

Expecting to hear the lyrics she knows so well, she is stunned  to hear.

I’ll never let go From your hand in a place I’ve never been I swear, I promise To the echo of my deep heartbeat I’ll give you everything We make the rules The only rule in the world Can’t change it, Not anyone anyone Because you taught me all my reasons Anywhere in the world, I say that it’s you...

"What the fuck?!?!?"

"What the hell is this??"

As the song plays on,

Ay, this rule O mine On my mind yeh Two main actors without supporting actors on stage Share our breath, even the familiar flow We are together in the eternal performance...

Her beloved playlist is corrupted.

"Who is this?" She mutters.

At the next available exit, she pulls over, selects another song.

SF9 Trauma.

Continues to her destination.

All eyes are on us (Us)

Chariot riding across the sun

(Keep riding, Oh!)

Juicy, Juicy, Uhh! juicy, Juicy

When the gunshot's all done ringing

(That spicy feeling)

Aim and shoot the sun at your heart

(I just wanna do this)

Uhh! juicy, juicy

"WHAT THE FUCK!," She yells at her audio system.

Near tears that her precious SF9 playlist is gone, she nearly misses her turn off.

Arriving at 'Delighted Arches'  Rose wonders what the hell happened to her playlist.

Entering the store, Rose first notices the decor, its elegant yet trendy, aisles of shoes. The music playing over the speaker system is not of her liking.

You made this song who I am And here you come Three two one Want to give everything If I can just have you Won’t let them break your heart oh no Without you I’m nothing…

"Well I'm not here for the music but shoes" she tells herself.

Browsing, the many options before her, she selects three pairs to try on.

Finding a free chair, she seats herself.

"Delighted Arches welcomes you Kitty" a voice flirts.

Rose looks up and Jeonghan, also known as Catnip man, stands before her.

With an inward sigh, looking directly at him, she gives a tight smile.

'Can my day get any worse' are her thoughts.

As he kneels down at her feet, he scans her selection with a frown.

"Are you sure you want these?" Pointing to the shoes.

"Yes"

"So be it, they do nothing for your legs" he tells her.

Taking off her shoes, he slowly begins to massage her feet.

"What the…"

"All part of the service" he grins.

Gradually his limber fingers work their way to her calves. 

He suddenly stops, reaches into his pocket and grabs a lotion.

Expert hands and fingers work their magic.

"You like?"

"Victoria secrets Velvet petals, untamed".

Working his way to her knees,

"This will not do! I will be right back"

When he leaves, Rose regains her senses,the  lotion smells nice and that massage, wow.

"What am I doing ?"

As she is putting her shoes into their allotted boxes, Catnip man returns. 

Holding a shoebox, with a look of sheer pleasurably mischief.

He once again kneels at her feet, gently putting her foot on his knee, he opens the shoebox.

Rose notices a pink sparkly high heel shoe, with hello kitty on the side.

Jeonghan slides the shoe onto her foot, turning her foot  left to right.

"Perfect for my kitty" he states.

Placing the other shoe on her vacant foot, he admires his choice.

"Now these accentuate your long legs, Kitty mine!"

Rose has to admit, they are pretty.

"Are you on commission?" She asks.

Laughing, "Kitty, my precious you amuse me!"

Rose takes her selection to the counter, including the hello kitty high heels for purchase,

Catnip man following.

"Kitty, how about we continue the massage at your place!".

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Rose, also known as the reader, has two options.

Take her shoes head home alone and fix her playlist

Or

Jeonghan also known as Catnip man also heads to her place, not to fix her playlist but to continue the massage 😉

[seawitch62]

Karaoke Night With Catnip Man

Part Five of the Catnip Man Series

Jeonghan x OC (Rose)

Fluff

WC: .5k

Catnip Man Masterlist

It's a crime!, murder!, 

Rose oblivious to thoughts of those in the club, continues to sing her heart out.

Baby, I don’t know what’s what

I’m dizzy and spinning around

Is this reality or a dream

No no, I’m confused

Oh, a light shines from behind your face

A female protagonist aura, oh

My whole body seems to be frozen

My lips seem to be stuck together

 SF9  songs are always the victims of her karaoke outings.

Someone in the club has his phone directed on the stage and is videoing Rose's performance.

Chuckling to himself, how amusing kitty is. Shame she can not sing to save her life he muses.

Finally, the song ends, "bravo bravo" Jeonghan calls out applauding.

The lights, shining on her face, make it difficult to focus, Rose leaves the stage and rejoins her friends at their table.

Curious about her supporter, she scans the club, just the usual Thursday night crowd, oh well.

Bloody Mary, in hand, Rose raises the glass to her lips, savoring her favourite alcoholic beverage, sip, sip sip.

Jeonghan, commanding the stage, Mic in hand, "this song is dedicated to my kitty"

Rose snaps her head towards the stage. 

"Oh fuck me" she mutters.

I'll never let go

Of your hand that's in a place it has never been in

I swear, I promise

I'll give you everything

Even the echoes of my deep heart

Jeonghan sings, looking directly towards Rose, who is now consumed with embarrassment, who is looking anywhere but the stage.

Murmurings around the club, "he's good", "he can sing and easy on the eye".

When he finishes his song, he makes a bee line straight to Rose.

"Hello Kitty, seems it is our destiny to keep crossing paths" charm oozing with each word.

"Fate, kismet, the stars, call it what you will".

Jeonghan, sits down, next to Rose, and with a well manicured hand takes possession of the bloody mary.

To the onlooker it may appear he is seducing the drink, the intimate way in which his mouth fondles the straw.

His tongue licking the rim of the glass.

Glaring at him, Rose is silently fuming.

"Don't be jealous babe, I will let you lick my straw"

"Bastard" she mutters under her breath.

Rose moves her chair, slowly but determinedly away from  him.

Deep in thought, 'how can I lose this creep'.

She does not notice Catnip man, places his boot under her chair and drags both the chair and herself towards him till she was practically sitting in his lap.

With a smile, "I have something to show you".

Rose is surprised to see a video of herself singing.

"Dinner tomorrow night pussycat"

"I have plans"

A look of annoyance etches his features, "I enjoy  a good game of cat and mouse, but you kitty are well and truly caught".

"Now either you have dinner with me, or this video makes its way to Youtube".

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Dinner with Jeonghan aka Catnip man, or your not so pleasant singing voice uploaded to YouTube, your choice 😃